Teacher - Student

Teacher- Samaj tujhe 10 laddu diye..

Boy- Mujhe..??

Teacher- Samaj na tere baap ka kya jata hai..!
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Us main se 5 mujhe diye to tere paas kitne bache..?

Boy-20..!

Teacher- Kaise..?

Boy- samaj na tere baap ka kya jata hai..!! ;)