Random Gujarati Jokes - Part - 1

Judge:
Tmhari Akhri Wish?

Mujrim:
Aap Ki Beti Se Shadi,
Nokia N97,
5 Crore Rupaye,
USA Ka Visa,
2 Saal Ka Haneymoon,
6-7 Bache Jo Aap Ko Nana Nana Kahen
Or Mujhe Papa,
Or Main Un Sab Ki Shadi Karwa Dun,
Uske Baad Aap Jo Fesla 2 Mjhe Manzor Honga.

Judge:
Ha Ha Ha…
Meri Koi Beti Hi Nhi..
Tango Saale Ko :D

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Boy: I Love U

Girl ne boy se pucha
men bhi tumse i love u kahun to kiya
karoge?

Boy: khushi se mar jaoonga.
Girl: ja pagle nahn kehtii
JEE LE APNI ZINDAGI!!!!!!

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Pathan hotel main murgha khanay gaya laikin murghay ka english word bhool gaya.

Waiter: "What would you like to have Sir?"

Pathan: "One Plate Egg's Father


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