Computer Profession with his wife

પતિ, સાંજે ઘરે આવતાં પત્નીને, “વ્હાલી, , I am logged in.”

પત્ની: નાસ્તામાં શું લેશો?”
પતિ: “Hard disk full.”

પત્ની: “તમે મારા માટે સાડી લઇ આવ્યા?”
પતિ: “Bad command or file name.”

પત્ની: “હે ભગવાન! ચાલો જવા દો, પગાર મળ્યો? લાવો.”
પતિ: “file in use, read only, try after some time.”

પત્નીઃ “મને તમારું ક્રેડિટ કાર્ડતો આપો, મારે ખરીદી કરવી છે.”
પતિઃ “Sharing violation, access denied.”

પત્ની: “તમારી સાથે લગ્ન કર્યા તે મારી ભૂલ હતી.”
પતિ: “data type mismatch.”

પત્નીઃ “સવારે તમારી સાથે કારમાં કોણ હતી?”
પતિઃ “system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.”

પત્નીઃ “તમે કોઇ’દી મારી કદર કરી છે?
પતિઃ “unknown virus detected.”

પત્નીઃ તમે મને પ્રેમ કરો છો કે તમારા કોમ્પ્યુટરને?
પતિઃ “Too many parameters.”

પત્નીઃ “હું મારા મમ્મીના ઘરે ચાલી જઇશ હંમેશ માટે”
પતિઃ “close all programs and log out for another User.”

પત્નીઃ “તમારી સાથે વાત કરવીય નકામી છે.”
પતિઃ “shut down the computer.”

પત્નીઃ “હું જાઉં છું…”
પતિઃ “Its now safe to turn off

Ful Feko-Funny SMS

Jo Koi Tamne Patthar Mare..

To Tamari Faraz Ma Aave 6 Ke..
Tame Ena Par Ful Feko..
Parantu...

KUNDA Sahit.....

(Pa6i Dail Karo 108)

Jindagi…

Shu Khabar Kya Lai Jay 6 Jindagi,
Koina Viyog Ma Puri Thay 6 Jindagi,
6 Jivan To Prem Thi Jivi Lejo Mitro!
Baki Achaanak J Puri Thai Jay 6 Jindagi.

Potanu Bani Jaay 6…

Kyarek Koi Evi Rite Potanu Bani Jaay 6
Dil Hoy Dur 6ta Vicharo Aavi Jay 6
Aato 6e Duniya Swarthni,
Baki Koik J Hoy 6
Je Dil Ma Ghar Kari Jay 6.

Pati v/s Patni Jokes SMS

Patni :- Tamara Baal To Juo Jane Khetar Ma Ghass Na Ugyu Hoy...

Pati :- Aetle J To Hu Aatli Var Thi Vicharu 6u Ke Mari Pase Bhens Kem Ubhi 6e?

Mane Nathi Gamtu…

Koyal Ne Nathi Gamtu Tahukya Vina

Morla Ne Nathi Gamtu Nachya Vina

Mara Mobile Ne Pu6so To Kahese Ke

Mane Nathi Gamtu Tamara SMS Vina.

Yaad Apavi Jay 6e…

Zindgi To 1 Minbati Jevi 6e,
Samay Chahe Tyare Jalavi Jay 6e,
Ne Chahe Tyare Bujavi Jay 6e.

Fakt Rahi Jay 6e
Yaado Nu Min Je Ant Sudhi Yaad Apavi Jay 6e.

Dariya ne kinare-Funny SMS

Dariya ne kinare sun-set joto'to

Dariya ne kinare sunset joto'to

Dariya ne kinare sunset joto'to

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Koi ne kaheta nahi k kapda dhoto’to.

JAAN PAN HAJIR 6…

JIVAN MALYU 6 JIVI LEJO,
AAKH MALI 6 DUNIYA JOI LEJO,
MUSIBAT MA HO TAME TO AMNE KAHI DEJO,
JAAN PAN HAJIR 6 TAMARA MATE KYAREK MAGI LEJO.

Saacho Mitra…

Saacho Mitra Kone Kahevaay?
Je Tamara Vishe Kashu Jaanto Na Hova 6ata Pan Tamne Chahe

Ane Badhu Janto Hoy To Pan Tamne Chahe.

Like u MY FRIEND.

Lagn Takavi Rakhava-Funny SMS

Juthuu Bolvu A
Balko Mate Guno
Premi Mate Kala 6
Nokriyat Mate Jarurat
Kuvara Mate Kabeliyat
Ane Parnela Mate

Lagn Takavi Rakhava No Aksir ELAJ!

Aankh Kholvi 6…

Aankh Kholvi 6 TARI Savar Lai Ne,
Jagat Aakhu Jitvu 6 TARO Vichar Laine
Sath Apnara To Ketlay Male 6 Pan
MARE Jivvu 6 TARI PRIT No Aadhar Laine.

Prem- Patel no…

Prem- Patel no
Reet- Rajput ni
Ashro- Aahir no
Roop- Braman nu
Vepar- VANIYA no
Stuti- Shivaji ni
Kaleju- KATHIYAWAD nu
Ne
Dosti- E TO BHAI MAARI J HO.

No Chik Chik-Chintu Jokes SMS

Papa: Beta Tari Ben Kem Chupchap Bethi 6e?
Chintu: Kai Nahi Papa, Bene Mari Pase Lipstick Mangi, Me Fevistick Aapi Didhi.
No Chip Chip…
No Chik Chik…

Sneh Ni Dori…

Sahej Bhini Sahej Kori Hoy 6e,

Laagani To Chanchal 6ori Hoy 6e,

Rangin Patango To Badha Pase Hoy 6e,

Parantu Bahu O6a Pase J Sneh Ni Dori Hoy 6e.

Fakt Tara Mate…

Prem: Dil Mate
Dil: Laagni Mate
Laagni: Manushya Mate
Manushya: Khubsurat Duniya Mate

Duniya Ni Khoobsurati:
A to Mara DOST Fakt Tara Mate.

'Tameta kem apya?'-Jokes SMS

NATHUBHA shak market ma gaya
'Tameta kem apya?'
SHAAKvali:- 10 na 500....
NATHUBHA: Saru Halo Ganva Mando.

INDEPENDENCE DAY SMS

!=--..__..-=-._.
!=--..@..-=-._;
!=- -..__..-=-._;
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*HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY*

Emni Yaad Ma…

Emni Yaad Ma Thodu Pivay Jay 6
Smashan Marge Jata Thodu Jivay Jay 6
Dil Na Jakhm Ketlay Chupavi Rakhya 6
Pan Nasha Ma Kyarek Badhu Kevay Jay 6.

Viteli Paloni Yaad…

Viteli Paloni Yaad Aavta Rovu Pade 6
J Amooly Hoy Kadach Tenej Khovu Pade 6
Vastavikta Ane Kalpna Bhale Virudh Hoy 6
Toy Sakar Karva Sapnu To Jovu Pade 6.

Dungar Upar-Funny SMS

Dungar Upar Ghodo Chadyo Tabadik Tabadik Tabadik

Dungar Upar Ghodo Chadyo Tabdik Tabdik Tabdik

Biji Baju Thi Utri Gayo Tabdik Tabdik Tabdik.

Rage-Rag Ma Sarke 6e…

Haji Aankha Ma Jaane Farke 6e Koi
Haji Meethu Sharmai Marke 6e Koi

Vikhuta Padya Toy Lage 6e
Haji Pan Rage-Rag Ma Sarke 6e Koi.

Aa JINDGI…

Kyarek Udaasi Ni Aag 6e JINDGI
Kyarek Khushi No Baag 6e JINDGI
Hasta Ne Radavto Raag 6e JINDGI
Pan Aakhare To Khubsurat Khawab J 6e Aa JINDGI.

Ek Aaj problem-Funny SMS

AAJ Na Chhokrao Ne Ek Aaj problem-
Saadi Wali Gamti Nathi,
Jeans Wali Sari Hoti Nathi,
N.R.I. Malti Nathi
Ane
Sidhi Chokrio Prem Ma Padti Nathi.

Tara Bani Ne Rahevu Hatu…

Dharti Ne To Aakash Ne J Malvu Hatu,
Nadi Ne To Matra Dariya Ne J Malvu Hatu,
Zarnaao Ne To Aam J Vahevu Hatu,
Mare to Fakt Tara J Bani Ne rahevu hatu.

Tamari Yaad Aave 6e…

Tame Nathi Ne Tamari Yaad Aave 6e
Bhagvan A Jane Shu Bhari Didhu 6e Tamara Ma
Ke Bhgvan Ne Yaad Karta Pahela Pan Khud Tamari YAAD Aave 6e.

Maru Dil Todvani-Funny SMS

maru dil todvani tane avi saja male,
maru dil todvani tane avi saja male,
jor thi, sambhal jo dhyanthi mara mitro,
jor thi aave su su
ane karvani jaga na male.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…

Taru SMIT Male…

Taru SMIT Male Tya MAHEK Nu Shu Kam 6e
Taro Chhero KHILE Tya GULAB Nu Shu Kam 6E
Bas Mari Do Amne 1 MITHI Aakh
SAJAN
Pachi Amare SVARG Nu Shu Kam 6e.

Samai Jay CHE…

Vicharto Nathi Hu Pan Koi Vicharwa Majbur Kari Jay 6e

Aaj Sudhi Ej Nathi Samjayu Ke

Nankda Aa Haiya Ma Kem Aakhe
Aakhi Vyakti Samai Jay CHE.

Boy v/s Girls Jokes…

Girl:- Hu Mari Jaav To?
Boy:- To Hu Gando Thai Jau.
Girl:- Tame Beeji Chhokri Ne Prem Karo Khara ?
Boy: Are Gandi GANDO To Game Te Kare.

MALI JAY 6…

BULBUL NE TENI KUNJ MALI JAY 6
BAG NE PAN TENI BAHAR MALI JAY 6
HATHELI MA HASE JO PRANAY NI REKHA

TO DOST

JINDGI NI RAH PAR PRIT MALI JAY 6.

KYA 6 "NASIB"…?

JINDGI MA HAVE MAJA NATHI RAHI
FARI "bahar" AAVE EVI HAVA NATHI RAHI
AAPNE Magie Ne Mali Jay EVA KYA 6 "NASIB"
Etlej To Have Koi Tamnna Nathi Rahi.

Gujju Jokes…

Bhikhari: Sheth, 5 Rupiya Aapo Ne . .
Gujju: 100 Ni Not Che, Tari Pase 95 Chhutta Che?
Bhikhari: Ha... . .
Gujju: To Pela E Vapar Ne..!

6 Pushp Haath Ma…

6 Pusp Haath Ma, Sajni 6e Saath Ma
Male 6 Ketlaye Musafaro Jindgi Ni Vaat Ma
Chandni Khile 6 Madhur Raat Ma
Male 6 Jyare 2 Dil To Bane 6 Ek AATMA.

SHU MAGU…?

EK EK DHaDKAN DAI RAHI 6 DUVA TANE

PYAR KARI ME AAPI 6 WAFA TANE

HATH UTHAVI BIJU TO SHU MAGU

MARI PAN UMMAR DAI DE KHUDA TANE.

Ek vaat Kau-Funny SMS

Ek vaat Kau.

Khotu Na Lagadta...

Plz.

Bahu Important 6e Etle Kahu 6u

"Chakli Ude ffffaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr"

“DIL_THI_YAAD"…

Dil Tamaru Rahe Aabad, 6e Tamne Ek Fariyad
TAME PAN KARO MANE KOK DIVAS YAD
Moklu 6u Ek Mitho saad
Khabar 6 Kem?
Tamne Karu 6u..."DIL_THI_YAAD"

1-1 Pal Yaad 6…

Bandh Chhe Hoth Chhata DIL Ma Koi Vaat 6
Zukela Nayano Ni Jarur Koi Fariyad 6
Bhulya Hase Teo E Vitela Samay Ne
Amne To A Samay Ni 1-1 Pal Yaad 6.

Bharoso Na Karvo-Funny SMS

3 Vastu No Kyarey Bharoso Na Karvo.
=> Aansu..
=> Saasu..
Ane
=>Chomaasu..
Kyare Varsi Pade Kai Kahevay Nahi.

Dosti 'DIL' Ni Vat…

Dosti 'DIL' Ni Vat 6e
Koi 'RIVAJ' Nathi
Dosti Sacho 'PYAR' 6e
Koi 'BANAVAT' Nathi
Dosti 'HAQ' Ni Vat 6e
Koi 'FARAJ' Nathi
Dosti To 'ICHHA' 6e Koi
'JABARJSTI' Nathi.

Dil Maru Khovay Gayu…

Khabr Vina Koi Tamne Joi Gayu,
Aasu Vina Koi Roi Gayu,
Nahotu Bolvu To Pan Bolay Gayu,
Kari Lakh Kosish To Pan Dil Maru Khovay Gayu.

10 Rupiya Nu Recharge-Bapu Jokes

BAPU: 10 Rupiya Na Recharge Ma Ketla Rupiya No TalkTime Male?

Dukandar : 7 Rupiya No Male.

BAPU: Kai Vandho Nai 3 Rupiya Ni Khari Sing Aapi De...

Eklu Jivvu 6e…

Eklu Jivvu 6e Ne
Eklu Radvu 6e
Tunk Ma Kahu To Mare marvu 6e
Na Puchhta Mane Ke Kem Aavu Karvu 6e
Kem Ke Zindgi Thi Mangyu Tu Kaikne Hamesha Bijuj Kai Malyu 6e.

Tara Vina…

Tara Vina Thodu Jivta Sikhi Rahyo 6u,
Marta Marta Jivta Sikhi Rahyo 6u,
Dil Dhadke To Dhadke Tara Name
Swasni Ganatari Karta Sikhi Rahyo 6u.

Tame Maru Dil Todyu-Funny SMS

Tame Maru Dil Todyu Ane Karyu Maru Apmaan


Tame Maru Dil Todyu Ane Karyu Maru Apmaan


Shu Aa Vakhte Duniya Ne Bachavi Sakse SHAKTIMAAN ?

Kem Kahu Tane...

Gopiyo Pa6al Kano Gayo,
Rajasahi No Parvano Gayo,
Laila Pa6al Majnu Diwano Thyo
E SJNI Kem Kahu Tane
Tari Pa6ad To Mari Juvani No Janmaro Gayo.

Hathi & Keedi Jokes

Hathi Swiming Pool Ma Padyo
Badhi Keedio Bahar Aavi Gai
1 Keedi Hathi Ni Pith Par Chadi Gai To Biji Boli: Dubad Harami Ne Dubad


6okario Ne 6ede 6e!

CID Jokes SMS

Ek Laash Ghar Manthi Gayab Kevi Rite Thayi ???
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Janva Mate Juo CID Fakt Sony T.V Par.

Jo MSG Nahi Kare To-Funny SMS

Jo MSG Nahi Kare To
Kachra Na Dabba Ma Tane Besadi
Plastik Nu Dhhankan Upar Thi Lagadi
Rakhish Gattar Ni Pass
Pa6i Aavse Tara Mathi Vaas.

Maro Photo Fati Gayo-Funny SMS

Katrina,Dipika Ladi Rai hati, Jagdo Kari Rai Hati
Katrina- Aa Mane Aapi De
Dipika- Nai Aapu


Pa6i Banne Khechm-Tani Karva Lagi


Pa6i su?


Maro Photo Fati Gayo.

1 GAMTI VASTU MALE ...

1 GAMTI VASTU MALE TOY GANU 6E,
LAGNI NA THODA ANKUR FUTE TOY GANU 6E,
KYA MAGYO AME KADI MAHASAGAR...!
TAMARA SAMBANDH NU NANU AMTHU ZARNU MALE TOY GANU 6E.

"MITRATA"...

Ek Smit
Je Hasaavi De,


Ek Ashru
Je Rovdavi De,


Ek Ich6a
Jagavi De,


Ek Preet
Je Samaji Le


Darek Vaat
Je Jaani Le


Enu J Naam 6e
"MITRATA"

Bapu, Aa Shu Karo 6o?-Bapu Jokes

Bapu Cycle Ni Break
Haath Ma Lai Ne Garba Ramta Hata
Koi E Puchhyu: Bapu, Aa Shu Karo 6o?
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Bapu: "BREAK DANCE"

Ghadi 2 Ghadi...

Aam J Ghadi 2 Ghadi Yad Karta Rejo
Male Jo Samay Thodo To Amne Malta Rejo
Koi Khush 6 Matra Tamne Hasta Joine
Divasma 2 Ghadi Ena Name Pan Hasta Rehjo.

Garma Garam Chay-Good Morning SMS

Garma Garam
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c("""") c("""")
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Chay


1 Mara Mate


Ane


2ji Tamara Mate


Jalsha Karo
Have Pa6a Suta Nai.




"Good Morning"

YAAD SHAKTI NA ABHAVE.....!-Funny SMS

Anubhav Na Abhave Insan LAGN Kare 6e,
SahanShilta Ne Abhave CHHUTA CHHEDA Le 6e,
To Pa6i Fari Thi LAGN Kem Kare 6e?
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YAAD SHAKTI NA ABHAVE.....!

Darek Sagar Na...

Darek Sagar Na 2 Kinara Hoy 6
Koi Loko Jindagi Thi Pan Pyara Hoy 6
Farjiyat Nathi Ke Darek Tamari Samip Hoy
Karan Ke Jindgi Ma YadoNa Pan Sahara Hoy 6.

Tamari LaagniO Par...

Mari Pela JavaNi Vat NA Karsho Kyarey
Ahi Tamara Thaki J Koi Ne Gamtu Hshe
Tamari LaagniO Par Het 6e Koik Ne
Baki Karan Vagar Thodu Koi Gazal Lakhtu Hshe.

Lagan Koni Sathe Karva?-Joke SMS

Chintu: "Bharat Maro Desh 6e, Badha Bhartiyo Mara Bhai Bahen 6e, To Lagan Koni Sathe Karva?"


Pintu: Sania Mirza Pase Thi Kaink Sikh.

Prem Ma...

Prem Ma Modi Rjuat N Karjo
Jo Nibhvi Na Sako To Shruat N Karjo
Jene Tamara Vagar Jivani Aadat J Nthi
Aene Kyarey Judai Ni Vat N Karjo.

Loko Prem Ne...

Loko Prem Ne BhaGvaN Kahe 6e
Pan Koi Kare To Ane Guno Kahe 6e
Kehvay 6e Pathar Dil Roya Nathi Karta
To Parvat Par Thi J ZaRnA Kem Vahe 6e?

Prem Ni Kimat-Funny SMS

Prem Ni Kimat Mane Have Samjay 6


Haiyu Man Ma Ne Man Ma Harkhay 6


Hu Betho 6u Eni Sathe Nadi Kinare


Ne Joyu To E Ekli Eklij KHARI SING Khay 6.

Pintu Jokes

Itihaas Na Shikshak:
Bharat Ma Mughal Shashan Kyan Thi Kyan Sudhi Hatu?


Pintu: Sir, Hu Sure To Nathi Pan Kadach Page no.15 thi 26 Sudhi.

Dil Ma Hoy Dard...

Sneh No Sagar Ankho Mathi 6alkay 6e
Haiyu Het Na Harakh Thi Harkhay 6e
Jane Shu Vaat 6e Prem Ma Evi Ke
Dil Ma Hoy Dard To Pan Hoth Khushi Thi Malkay 6e.

Funny SMS...

Fatela,
Tutela,
Nava,
Juna,
Saara,
Kharab,
Badhaj prakarna
SMS
Ahi
Swikarvama Aavse.!
(Amari Biji Koi Sakha nathi).

Kahevu 6e Kaik...

Kahevu 6e Kaik Pan Shabdo Nthi Malta
Andhara Rasta Par Ajwala Nthi Malta
Jivavi 6 Jindgi AAP Jeva Dosto Sathe Pan
Vitavi Sakay Eva 2 Pal Nathi Malta.

JAMANO RADE 6E...

Lalach Ni Aa Bheed Ma Ek Bija Sau LADE 6*


Aa Badhu Joi Ne J To JAMANO Aaje RADE 6*


Ke Nani Amathi GARAJ  Mate Sau GADHEDA Ne Pan Baap KAHE 6*

Pipudi Lai Aapo- Pappu Jokes

Chintu: Papa Mane Pipudi Lai Aapo.

Papa: Na, Tu Badha Ne Heran Karis.

Chintu: Nahi Papa Tamara Sam !  Jyare Badha Sui Jase Tyare J Hu Vagadis.

Salamat Savari-Funny SMS

PETROL - Rs 50


DIESEL- Rs 40


LPG-CNG - Rs 30


Lyo Gadhedu Moklu Chuu
MAFAT Ma MOJ Thi FARO

(\./)
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\,,/"( , , ) \
       //\\ //\\ Salamat Savari.

Police & Chintu Jokes...

Police: Aey 6okra! Car Parking ma bike kem park karyu 6e?
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Chintu: Sirf Do paiyon ka fark hai uncle aa jaynge...

PRITAM Sharmai Jase...

Nichu Joso To Kajal Dhorai Jase,
Unchu Joso To Rup Relai Jase,
Aadi Najre Josho To PRITAM Sharmai Jase,
Ekdhari Najare Joso To Badhu Samjai Jase.

Pan PREM Ma...

MAN Ne Manav Vu Sehlu Nathi,
Gamti VYAKTI Ne Bhulvu Sehlu Nathi,
PREM Ma Marnar To Lakho 6e DUNIYA Ma...
Pan PREM Ma Thyeli HAAR Swikari Ne Jivavu Sehlu Nathi.

Hu Banavi Aapu?-Joke SMS

Mallika Sheravat Rasoda Ma Mixer Chalu Kari Ne Kaik Karti Hati.

Nokarani: Madam Lavo Juice Hu Banavi Aapu?

Mallika: Na Re Na, Hu To Mara Kapda Dhou 6u.

TU NATHI TO...

TU NATHI TO AA JAGAT UDAS LAGE 6E,
PUNAM NI RATOY MUJNE AMAS LAGE 6E,
ANU ANU MA JAGTNA NIHARU 6U TANE,
NAYAN NI KIKI MA PAN TAROJ VAS LAGE 6E.

TAME Malya Ne...

Ramat Ramat Ma Ajab VAT Thai Gai,
Kale Joya Ne Aaje MULAKAT Thai Gai,
Vicharyu Hatu Jivan MA Keva Malse Dost
TAME Malya Ne Jindgi JANNAT Thai Gai.

Tame Busy 6o?-Funny SMS

Tame Busy 6o?
Ketla Busy 6o?
Ghana busy?
Ke Thodak Busy?
Jo Tame Thodak Busy 6o To msg Kem Nathi Karta?
Jo Vadhu Busy 6o To
Aa msg Su Kaam Vancho 6o?

Tamara ishare ishare...

Chali Rahyo 6u Tamara ishare ishare
Jivi Rahyo 6u Tamara Sahare Sahare
6odi Na Dejo Hath Maro HuMDuM
Nahitar To Hu Dubto Rahis Kinare Kinare.

Banish To Taro J Banis...

Aakho Ma Tasvir 6e,
Kadmo Ma Janjir 6e,
Jamano 6e Sangdil,
Sangdil Takdir 6e,
Banish To Taro J Banis
Aa Shabdo Nahi PATTHAR Ni Lakir 6e.

Bank Balance-Funny SMS

Aa Mantra Mandir Ni Same Ubha Rahi Ne 30 Divas Sudhi Bolso To Apnu Bank Balance Chokks Vadhi Jase.
Mantra 6e.
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"BHAGWAN KE NAAM PE DE DE BABA"

Funny SMS

Tamne Athwa Tamara Group Ma Koi Ne Sinh (lion) No Nakh Pehervano Sokh Hoy To Call Karjo..
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Aato Nakh Kapto To Etle Yaad Aavyu.

Eklo J Hato...

Thai Shake 6e Ene Ajaanta J Mane Rovdaavyo,


Ene Jamana Ni Vaate Mane Bhulavyo,


Hu To Aam Pan Eklo J Hato
Shu Thayu Jo Ene Mari Aatma Ne Dubhavyo.

TAMARA Diwana Thai Gaya…

Jyare Ame TAMARA Pura Diwana Thai Gaya
Dukh To A6
Aap Tyare Bijaana Thai Gaya
Yad Shu Kariye
Aapna Milan Ne? Jya Judaine Pan Aaje Jamaana Thai GaYA.

2 pankha Aapo-Jokes SMS

Chhagan Electric Shop Ma: 2 pankha Aapo
1 Ladies Ane 1 Gents.
Salesman: Pankha Ma Ladies - Gents Na Hoy.
Chhagan: Kem Na Hoy?
1 BAJAJ No Aapo Ane 1 USHA No Aapo.

Thay 6e Prem...

Badhuj Aapva Mate Thay 6e Prem
Yado Ne Ruday MA Rakhva Mate Thay 6e Prem
Aankho Ne Papan No Saharo Pan Nathi Malto
Aansu Ni Gahanta Mapva Mate Thay 6e Prem.

PREM KARU 6U...

BADHA GUNAO NI KABULAT THAY TO SARU
TEMNI SATHE MULAKAT THAY TO SARU
KAHI SHAKYO NATHI KE TANE PREM KARU 6U
TENA MUKHE THI A KABULAT THAY TO SARU.

Kanjus Jokes

Chakli chi-chi kare...


Kagdo ka-ka kare...


Koyal ku-ku kare...


Bakri me-me kare...


Kutru bho-bho kare...


Pan....


Kanjus ?


Sms na kare ! Te Na J Kare !

VIti Gayi Raat-Good Morning SMS

VIti Gayi Raat NE Aavyu Navu Prabhat
Pankhida Killol Kare Ne Suraj Chamke Chak-Chakat
Khushiyo Thi Bharel Divas Vite Aap No
Kahu 6u Tamne "SUPRABHAT".

"HU TANE CHAHU 6U"

Koi PREM ma Ke 6e
Koi VHEM ma Ke 6e
Koi GUSSA ma Ke 6e
Koi TO6ADATA  Ke 6e
Koi NEN ma Ke 6e
Koi VEN ma Ke 6e
Ane
Koi Vali SNEH ma Ke 6e
Ke
"HU TANE CHAHU 6U"

Pappu Jokes...

Sikshake(teacher) Pappu Ni Book Ma Nondh Lakhi
6okra Ne Navdavi Ne Moklvo
Pappu Ni Baa Ae Nondh Vanchi Lakhyu
6okra Ne Sunghvane Badle Bhanavo..

Maafi Mangvi...

Maafi Mangvi Eno Arth E Nathi Ke Tame Khota 6o,
Ane Samewala Sacha 6e
Pan Teno Arth E 6e Ke Tame Sambandh Ni Kimmat Tamara Aham Karta Vadhu Samjo 6o.

Majak Ma...

Hamesha Majak Ma Thodi Sacchai Hoy 6
Khali - Khali Pu6ava Ma Pan Jaanvani Ich6a Hoy 6
Bekhabar Ne Pan Thodi Khabar Hoy 6
I DON'T CARE Ma Pan Thodi CARE Hoy 6.

'I LOVE U'- Santa Jokes

Santa Ni 6okri Ne Ek SMS Aavyo- 'I LOVE U'


Santa Gussa Ma Eni 6okri Ne- SMS Karnar Ne To Hu Joi Lais, Hamna To Eno J SMS Tu Ene Pa6o Mokal.

MARU HAIYU...

MARU HAIYU TAMNE BHULI NATHI SAKTU
TAME BHULI GAYA HASO EVU MAN MANI NATHI SAKTU
TAMARI YADO MARI DHADKAN 6E
ANE DHADKAN NE KOI ROKI NATHI SAKTU.

ENI YAD MA...

PAMVA KARTA KHOVANI MAJA KAI OR 6
BANDH AAKHO E JOVANI MAJA KAI OR 6
AASU SHABDO BANYA
NE
SHABDO BANYA "GAJAL"
ENI YAD MA ROVANI MAJA KAI OR 6.

Dil Na Lage To-Funny SMS

Dil Na Lage To Hu Su Karu..
Ek Mangu Ne Be Male To Hu Su Karu..
Tu Kahe To Tari Mate CHAND-SITARA Todi Lavu
Pan Tu BAPORE Mage To Hu Su karu.

HOTH 6E LAL...

HOTH 6E LAL, NE GULABI 6E GAL
KEM CHHUPAVI SHAKIS TU TARA DIL NU HAL
MANE DEKHAY 6E TUJ MA MARU BHAVISHY
TUJ CHHO MARU AAJ NE KAL.

Virhni Vedana...

Virhni Vedanana Simada Nathi Hota
Pyar Ne Pakavvana Nibhada Nathi Hota
AA Duniya Kem Nathi Samjati
Ke Dil Bare 6e Tya Dhumada Nathi Hota.

Pati-Patni Jokes

Pustako Ma Lakhyu 6e-

Pati-Patni Ek Gadi na 2 Paida 6e
Banne Manthi 1 pan Kharab thay to Gadi Nathi Chali Sakti.

Saar(shikh)-
“Spare Wheel Rakhjo”

PRIT MA…

DHARM, JAT-PAT, UMMAR Ke KOI RANG-RUP
PREMI PANKHI NE KOI BANDHAN NI KHABR NATHI HOTI
AMSTA NATHI MALTA BE DIL
PRIT MA KOI KARAN NI JARUR NATHI HOTI.

PREM NI MOSAM…

VASANT,GRISM,VARSA,SHISIR KE PANKHAR
PREM NI KOI MOSAM NATHI HOTI
TARI YAD NA FUL KHILE 6E BARE MAS
KEM KE "SMARN" PUSHP NE KOI RUTU NI KHABAR NATHI HOTI.

Gujarati Pappu Joke

Pappu ae Zoo(sarkas) Ma Sinh(Lion) nu Pinjru Khullu 6odi Didhu.
Officer: Te Sinh nu Pinjru Lock Nathi Kryu?
Pappu: Saheb Aatla khunkhar Prani Ne Kon Chori javanu?

Maro Prem…

Dukh Jelvano Maro Swabhav Bani Gayo,
Jivan Ma 1 Evo Banav Bani Gayo,
Kevo Nikhalas Hato Maro Prem,
Ne Aaje Ketlo Aghro Sawal Bani Gayo.

Dukhi NA Thasho…

SarltaTHI kai NA male TO dukhi NA thasho
Male JO badhu sarlta THI to pryatna SU karso?
Sapna badha hakikt NA thava joie...
Thashe badhu hakikt TO sapna SU josho?

Bapu & Bhikhari Jokes

Bapu Ni Deli Pase Bhikhari Jamva Betho
Bapu: Su Kars?
Bhikhari: Khau 6u
Bapu: Kori Rotli? Ghi Chopdi Dau?
Bhikhari: Na Kale Shak Garm Karva Didhu E Haji Nathi Aavyu.

Koi Na Dil Ma…

Koi Na Dil Ma 1 Gahero Ghav 6
Koi Ni Zindgi Halesa Vina Ni Nav 6
Hu Padtat Padi Gayo Koi Na Prem Ma
Pan Na Padta Tame...
Kem Ke Aa To Pagathiya Vina Ni Vav 6.

KOi No PREM…

AA DUNIYA ma NATHI KOi No PREM SACHO
PREM thi JINDGI ni NAVDI NA HAKO
JO PREM THASE BHARI to DUBI JASE NAVDI
JO PREM JASE ROKAI to JIVAN JASE MURJAI.

1 Kanjus- Gujarati Jokes SMS

1 Kanjus Bap Marvani Halat Ma.
Bap: Mari Wife Ahi 6E?
Wife: Ha.
Bap: Mara 6okrao Ahi  6?
Parivar Vala: Ha Badha J Ahi 6.
Bap: To Pela Rum No Pankho Kem Chalu 6.

Hu Yaad Aavis…

Dharti Yaad Karso Ne Hu Yaad Aavis,
Gagan Yaad Karso Ne Hu Yaad Aavis,

Mane Bhulvani KASAM Laine Betha 6o,
Pan KASAM Yaad Karso Ne Hu Yaad Aavis.

DIL NI VAT…

DIL NI VAT HOTH SUDHI AAVI ATKE 6,
AASU BANI KOI AAKH MATHI TAPAKE 6,
KHUSNASIB 6 A JENE CHAHAT MALI 6,
BAKI PRIT NI TALASH MA HAJI KETLAY BHATKE 6.

Chintu & Pintu Jokes

Chintu= Dariya Ma Limbu Nu Zaad Hoy To Tu Kai Rite Todis?
Pintu= Chakli Bani Ne.
Chintu= Tane Chakli Tara Pappa Banavse?
Pintu= To Dariya Ma Limbu Nu zaad Tara Pappa Lagavse?

Tamari J Dosti…

Viswas n hoy to aajmavi ne joJO*

Aa riday na tukda kravi ne joJO*

*Darek tukda ma tamari j Dosti dekhase

Bhle Game te tukdo upadi ne joJO*

Dur Rahi Ne…

Dur Rahi Ne Pan Pase Rhevani Mane Aadat 6e,
Yaad Banine Aankho Mathi Vehvani Mane Aadat 6e,
Pase Na Hov 6ta Pase J Lagish,
Mane Ehsas Bnine Rehvani Aadat 6e.

Good Night SMS

G- Ghar na
O- Orada ma
O- Oshiku mathe
D- Dhanki ne
N- Navi
I- Ichho
G- Goti ne
H- Hasi ne
T- Tamare Sui Jawanu & Amane GOOD NIGHT Pan Nahi Kahevanu? DOST.

Chintu ane Pintu-Funny SMS

Chintu ane Pintu zidd karta Hata Ke Vandro Jovo 6e
Me Tamaru Address Aapi Didhu 6e
Jo Aave To 2-3 JUMP Maari Dejo
Nana Balko 6e Raaji Thai Jase.

Gujarat Ni Aaan 6u…

Gujarat Ni Aaan 6u,
HIMATNAGAR Ni Shaan 6u,
"Tejash" Naam Ni Alag Pehchan 6u,
Haji PAN Viswas NA Hoy TO Pu6o Tamari JAAN Ne
Tamari Pehla Hu Ena Dil Ni JAAN 6u.

Koi Na Pagla…

Ketlak Sabandho Jivan Sathe Vanai Jay 6
Ketlik Yado Swapn Bani Ne Rahi Jay 6
Lakho Vahen Pasar Thai Jay To Pan
Koi Na Pagla Kayam Mate Rahi Jay 6.

Funny Good Night SMS

Aap Na Dil Ma Koi Vastu Hase,

Prakruti Ni Sate Koi Hastu Hase,

Jara Bari Kholi Ne To Juo,

Tamne Good Night Keva Mate Kutru Bhastu Hase..

Bapu Ane Bhoot…

Ek BAPU havama talvar fervta hata.
Baa- koni same talvar fervo chho?
Bapu- BHOOT chhe.
Baa- BHOOTe tamaru su bagdyu?
Bapu ke Patlun...

Sad Sms

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sad friendship sms , sad sms in english and so on


Some battles have to be fought alone,

Some battles have to be fought alone,

Some paths have to be crossed alone,

So never be emotionaly attached with someone,

You never know when u havE to walk alone…


Beginnings are scary.

Beginnings are scary.

Endings are usually sad,

but it’s the middle

that counts the most


When I Realized I Found That

When I Realized I Found That
I Have Lost My Precious Time To Get Something
Which Was Neither Mine
Nor Matters To My Life


Being Singal Is Cool

Being Singal Is Cool
No Worrying Abt Any1,

No Obligations &

Best Of All,No Heartaches

But U Know What?
If U’ll Never Get Ur Heart Broken,

U’ll Never Learn 2 Love


When I m Dead,

When I m Dead,
Ur Tears May Flow,
But I Wont Know,
Cry 4 Me Now, Instead..

When I m Dead,
U ll Send Flowers,
But I Wont See,
Send them Now, Instead..

When I M Dead,
U ll Say Words Of Praise,But I Wont Hear,
Praise Me Now, Instead..

When I M Dead,
U ll 4get My Faults,
But I Wont Know,
4get them Now, INSTEAD…!


BEAUTY doesn’t make love but love makes BEAUTY ;

BEAUTY doesn’t make love but love makes BEAUTY ;

BREAK everything but never BREAK the HEART;

HEART is the music, PLAY it but never play WITH it


Love hurts when you break up with some one.

Love hurts when you break up with some one.
Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you
But love hurts the most when the person, you love has no idea how you feel


IF U lovE sum1 donT keeP him iN uR hearT!

IF U lovE sum1 donT keeP him iN uR hearT!

keeP him oN uR naiLs!

So iF U Fail iN lovE,

don’t breaK uR hearT!

JusT cuT thE naiLs!

DatS Y girLS keeP lonG naiLs. .


It is Possible to Cross an Ocean Without Wetting Legs.

It is Possible to Cross an Ocean Without Wetting Legs.


But It is Impossible to Cross the Life Without Wetting Your Eyes.


It HuRtS wHeN wE rIsK oUr HEART

It HuRtS wHeN wE rIsK oUr HEART

&

It EnDs Up BeInG BROKEN

bUt

WhAt HuRtS mOrE iS whEn We

S.T.I.L.L

hOlD oN wHeN wE aLrEaDy KnOw

We ArE wAiTiNg FoR NOTHING :( 

koi sahara nai
jassi Sad SMS

itni badi duniya me koi sahara nahi.......

apno ki bheed me koi hamara nahi..........

kadam ladkhadaye to unka haath thamna chaha............

wo bhi haskar bole "jassi" ye haq tumhara nahi........
Tags itni badi duniya me koi sahara nahi


waada tha
jassi Sad SMS

arz kiya hai.............

ki vaada tha unka khwabo me milne ka...........

ki vaada tha unka khwabo me milne ka...........

hamari badkismati thi ki hame neend na aayi............




TRUE LOVE
sibtain Sad SMS

TRUE LOVE.-

Ek dost bola tu shadi kis se karega?

Mein ne kaha mein shadi shuda hon.

Kehne laga kon hai tera jeewan sathi?

Mein ne kaha yadain hain kisi ki.

Kehne laga kis ne parhaya tha tera Nikah?

Mein ne kaha mustaqbil ke khwabon ne.

Wo bola kesi guzar rahi hai zindagi?

Mein bolne hi wala tha k aankhon se aansu chalak paray.

Wo bola usay chhor kyun nahi deta?



Koi 0r dhond lo wafa k liye
sibtain Sad SMS

Hum kahan jainge drd-e-dil ki dawa k liye

Khud se juda na kro humain khuda k liye

Ajeb us ka jumla tha QAIS juda hote wqt

Koi 0r dhond lo wafa k liye.


unhi ankhon ko Q rulaty hain log...
sibtain Sad SMS

Q dil me bas k dil dukhate hain log

Q har qadam pe azmaty hain log

Har pal rehty hain ankhon me jo sapno ki tarah

Pir unhi ankhon ko Q rulaty hain log...


har marz ki dawa nhi hoti.
sibtain Sad SMS

kuch zakhm sadiyon bad b tazaa rehte hain Faraz...

waqt k paas b har marz ki dawa nhi hoti.

Love SMS

OSS ne ye soch kar humy alvida keh dya WASI

ye ghareeb log he muhbat k siwa kya denge


suna tha humne logoun se mohabbat chez aisi hai


chaupaye chup nahi sakti,ye aankhon mai jhalakti hai ye chehre pe damakti hai ye raton ko rulati hai haume aazmati hai....



  


  





  

Jo Tum Nahi To Kya hai Zindagi

Jaisay koi Saza hai Zindagi

Tum Muskurao to lagta hai

Khubsoorti ki ik Adaa hai Zindagi

Tum jo Rootho to Mehsus hota hai

Jaisay Mujhsay khafaa hai Zindagi



  


  




  

jab kabi tum kisi ki madad karo to kabi uski aankho ki taraf na dakhna

ho sakta ha k uski aankho mai mojod sharmindagi tmhary Dil mai garuur pada kar day





  

Ajab lutf aa raha tha dildaar ki dil lagi ka

K nazren b mujh par thi aur parda b mujh se tha




  


  






uski be wafai pr bhi fida hoti hay jan apni GHALIB

KHUDA jany agr us main wafa hoti to kia hota

  


  


  






Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful




  


  






“May the sun in his course visit no land more free, more happy, more lovely, than this our own country!”




  


  





puchta hai jab koi k dunya main Mohabbat hai kaha

Muskra deta hun main aur yaad aajati hay MAA



  


  





meri zaat me ek shakhs b he faraz

wo meri pori zindagi he or me uska kuch lamha b nahi



  


  




  

The Super most example of love in My life:


‘When apples were 4 & we were 5, then my mother said, "I dont like Apples".

(Bu Ali Sina)



  





Tears are silent langage of LOVE,

When tears come with reason

means u got some problem,

But when tears come without

reason means u r in LOVE.

  


  


  


  

NA JANY KIS TARHA KA RISHTA HAI MERA US KI ZAAT SAY GHALIB

WO ZARA BHI KHAMOSH HO TO SANS THEHR C JATI HAI


  


  






KIS QADAR MASOOM SA LEHJA THA USKA SANA

DHERAY SE JAN KEH KAR BEJAN KAR DIA

  




Love Sms
  

Ek bewafa ko na aya humari wafa ka YAKEEN

Hum ne kaha hum mar jayein gay aur uss ne kaha AMEEN



  


  




  

Dil karta he tum se pyari si baat ho,

Kamosh train ho lambi si raat ho,

Aur tum se raat bhar yahi meri baat ho,

Tum hi meri zindagi ho, tum hi meri kainaat ho...




Miss u dear...



  


  




  

How to Forget Love Failure. . SMOKING? No. . DRINKING? No. . DRUGS? No. . Then what..? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Just Love Another One!




  


  





  

Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?


boy-Long Drive Par..!!


girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?


boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga


  




  

love is gentle,

love is kind,

love is when,

2 lives combine….4ever… without end..

  

Love is like a chewing gum,

it tastes only in the beginning!


But friendship is like chocolate,

it tastes till it ends!

Amara Dil Ni…

Amara Dil Ni Dhadkan Ma Vaso 6o Tame,
Amara Svaso MA Svas Bani Aavo 6o Tame,
Jindgi Jivva Lohini Jarur Hoy 6,
E Lohi Bani Rag-Rag Ma Prasro 6o Tame.

Gujarati Boy V/s Girls

BOY: Nayan Ne Bandh Rakhine Me Jyare Tamne Joya Chhe.


Girl: Kaal Thi Thappo Ramva Aavto Nai “Cheater”

Tamara Haiyya Ma…

Mastani 1 Muskan Mangu 6u,
Tamara Haiyya Ma Nanu Sthan Mangu 6u,
Khushio Varsi Pade Tamara Par Varsad Ni Jem
Etluj Bhagwan Pase Vardan Mangu 6u.

Gujarati Jokes

Teacher: Dharo k tmara left pocket ma 500 rs 6e,
ane right pocket ma 500 rs 6e to tme shu vicharo?

Bapu: salu aa pent konu 6e.?

Tamari Yaad Ma…

Virahni palo vitavu 6u tamari yaad ma,
viyogi dilne manavu 6u tamari yaad ma,
suni sheri jeva hta aa dilna orda
khulya dilna dhwar tamari yaad ma.

KALPNA HATI…

MARI E KALPNA HATI KE VISRI MANE
KINTU E BHRM HATO THAI KHATRI MANE

BHULI VAFA NI RIT NA BHULI JARI MANE

LYO ENA LAGAN NI MALI
"KANKOTRI"MANE.

DUNIYA MA…

DUNIYA MA MANE KOI SU KARI LEVANU
JYARE EK SHER DOST NO SANGATH HOY
DARD-DUKH THI MANE FARK SU PADE
JYARE DILRUBAA NI HAJARO DUVA NO SATH HOY.

Bapu rova lagya…

Bapu ek book vanchta vanchta rova lagya.
Baa: kem ruvo 6o ?
Bapu: aa book no ant khub karun 6e.
Baa: kai book?
Bapu: Passbook.

Gujarati Funny SMS

He Bhagwan
RIDDHI de SIDDHI de
AshtNav NIDHI de
Farva FERARI de
Raheva HAVELI de
900 Crore Rokda de
ane Baki na HAPTA kari de.

Gujarati Comedy Jokes

Meena: Te kem tari kamwali ne kadhi muki..?
Te To Bahu Saari Hati.
Neeta: Aetle j kadhi muki, kem ke te mara pati ne pan bahu j sari lagti hati.

DOST…

Dur thi vedna samje a DOST

gam hatavi muskan lave a DOST

jindgi to mrutyu p6i sath 6odi de

pan jindgi thi vadhu sath nibhave a DOST.

Gujarati Santa Banta SMS

Banta ne Gadheda par College javno Shokh.
Thoda verso pa6hi banta ne ekalu jaavu padyu.
Pu6ho Kem?
Karan Ke,
Gadhedu Graduate thai gayu.

Bapu & Police…

Police: Park ma aam betha cho, Balko par shu asar padshe?
BAPU: Ame be Married Chiye.
Police: Toh Ghare Beso.
BAPU: To aana PATI par Ane Mari Patni Par Asar Thashe.

Bapu Wife - joke

Bapu AK47 lai darvaje ubha.

wife:-bapu kai baju?

bapu:-sinh no shikar karva.

wife:-to jao ne!

bapu:-kevi rite jau bahar kutro ubho 6e!

Irshya thati hati…

Irshya thati hati mane, Mara janam samaye.
Radto hato hoo ane Hasti hati aa duniya,
Badlo laish hoo darek khsan no mara mruty samaye,
Hasto jaish hoo ane Radti hashe aa duniya..

e prem nahi – Gujarati Funny SMS

Najarthi najar made to puchjo kem chhe,
najar zukavi e hase to manjo k prem che,
pan ked thi vanki vali upade sendal to bhagjo
e prem nahi pan tamro vahem chhe.

Gujju Jokes SMS

Guju: Darling mare kan maa kachu halko so,
kuchu naram so,
Kuchu namkeen so,
Kuchu metha sa Kaho Ne
.
.
.
Premika: DHOKLA.

Fida chhu – Gujarati Funny SMS

Fida chhu eni chal par,
Ea bolva na taal par,
Bale pade mara gal par,
Pn kahee dau chhoo akha gam ne,
NAZAR na nakho mara Maal Par…

Koi Ni Preet…

Koi Vaar Koi Ni Preet Pan Taklif Aape 6e,
Aankho Ne Game Te Rit Pan Taklif Aape 6e,
Hamesh Haar Thi Nathi Haari Jato Manas
Koi Var Jagat Ma Jeet Pan Taklif Aape 6e.

Dil Par Hamlo Thayo…

Dil Par Hamlo Thayo Ne Dil Tuti Gayu,
Koi Ke Chhe Ke Manobal Khuti Gayu,
Khoti Buma Bum Chhe Doctroni
Aa To Tame Yaad Aaya Ne Bicharu Dhabkaro Chuki Gayu.

Gujarati Good Night Funny SMS

Aaje Achanak Mulakat Thai Gai,

Karvi Naa Hati E Vat Thai Gai,

Me Kahyu Tara Mate Suraj Lavi Dau,

Tene Kahyu Ja Jutha Have To Raat Thai Gai !

*Good night*

Gujarati Funny SMS

Aavta haso cho.
Jata haso cho.
Savare haso cho.
Ratre haso cho.
Sukh ma haso cho.
Dukh ma haso cho.

Tamne shu lage cheee ?
Tame ekla j "Close UP" ghaso chooo !???

SACHO PREM…

NAJAR JYA PADE TYA TAME DEKHAV CHHO
AAKHO MA TAMARO VAS THI GAYO 6E
ANU-ANU MA MARA NAYAN FAKT  TAMNE J NIHARE 6E
LAGE 6E MANE SACHO PREM THAI GAYO 6E.

CNG BD che..- Gujarati Jokes

Ek Bapu otle betha betha BD pita ta..

Padosi- Baapu BD mathi dhumado kem nathii nikalto

Baapu- o Tappu.. Jamano badlaay gayoo,, Aaa to CNG BD che..

Tara Mate…

Prem: Dil Mate
Dil: Laagni Mate
Laagni: Manushya Mate
Manushya: Khoosurat Duniya Mate
Duniya ni Khoobsurati: A To Mara Dost Fakt Tara Mate…

Gujarati Good Night SMS

In english-Good night.
In hindi-Shubh raatri.
In urdu-Shabba khiar.
In german-Guten nit.
In spanish-Villi ve dure.
In Gujarati-Sui Jao.

Lafo Maro….!!-Gujarati Funny SMS

NAMASKAR !

Aa navri sms seva ma apnu ‘ SWAGAT ‘ 6.
amara sms jo apne game to krupa kari ne ek miss call maro.
jo na game to…baju wala ne ek lafo maro….!!

jeevan kevu hoy 6e?- Gujarati Jokes

Chhagan: Aa hasi-khushi thi bharelu jeevan kevu hoy 6e?
Magan: Aeva jeevan ni mane kyanthi khabar.
Mara to Lagna j Bachpan ma thai gya 6e.

Dil-O-Jaan Thi…

Dil-O-Jaan Thi Chahu 6u Tamne,
Khuda Pase Pan Mangu 6u Tamne,
Koi Ne Nathi Aapyu, Na Aapis Kadi
Dil Jevu Kaik Aapyu 6e Tamne.

JINDGI MA…

JINDGI MA HAVE MAJA NATHI RAHI,
FARI "BahaR" AAVE EVI HAVA NATHI RAHI
AAPNE Magie Ne Mali Jay EVA KYA 6e "NASIB"
Etlej To Have Koi "Tamnna" Nathi Rahi.

Dil Nu Dard…

Ugela Suraj Kadik Aathmi Jay 6e,
Zindgi Na Tofanoy Kyarek Shami Jay 6e,
Pan Dil Nu Dard Kone Kahiye Ke..
Bhulata NATHI Kyarey Je
Ek Var Dil Thi "GAMI" Jay 6e.

MAGI LEJO…

JIVAN MALYU 6 JIVI LEJO,
AAKH MALI 6 DUNIYA JOI LEJO,
MUSIBAT MA HO TAME TO AMNE KAHI DEJO,
JAAN PAN HAJIR 6 TAMARA MATE KYAREK MAGI LEJO.

Prem…

Sagar Puche Reti Ne: Bhinjvu Tane Ke Kem?
Sagar Puche Reti Ne: Bhinjvu Tane Ke Kem?

Reti Man Ma Roi Padi: Aam Kai Puchi Pu6i Ne Thata Hase Prem…

'Tu' Nathi…

Evu Nathi K Rehvu Nathi Aa Saher Ma
Pan Jaray Gamtu Nathi Aa Nagar Ma
Vedna Nu Karan Faqt Etlu J 6e Ke
6e Badhu Pan…
Dost 'Tu' Nathi Aa Shaher Ma.

Tamari Aankho Ma…

Koi Tamari Aankho Ma Tartu Hase,
Koi Tamara Shabdo Ma Rahetu Hase,
Amasta J Sapna Nathi Aavta Aapne,
Nakki Aapna Mate Koi Jagran Kartu Hase.

Amara Jivan MA…

Hoy Thoda msg TO Amne Karta Rejo,
Kai Kam Pade TO Sad Karta Rejo,
Dosto TO Gana Hase Tamara List Ma
Pan Amara Jivan MA Aava Sara Mitroni Khot Purta Rejo.

Ugyo Sooraj Ne…

Ugyo Sooraj Ne Khovai Gai Raat,

Soneri Kirno Sathe Aavyu Nootan Prabhat,

Mangalmay Ho Divas Aapno…

A Shubhkamna Sathe Kahu Chhu.
*SUBHPRABHAT*

Tamara Haiyya Ma…

Mastani 1 Muskan Mangu 6u,
Tamara Haiyya Ma Nanu Sthan Mangu 6u,
Khushio Varsi Pade Tamara Par Varsad Ni Jem
Etluj Bhagwan pase Vardan mangu 6u.

PRABHAT NA PUSHPO…

PRABHAT NA PUSHPO KHILI GAYA,
PANKHIDA TENA SAFAR PAR UDI GAYA,
SURAJ NA SAFAR NI SARUAAT THAI GAI…
SU TAME MITHI NINDAR MATHI BAHAR AAVI GAYA?

Prem Na Dard Ma…

Prem Na Dard Ma Utarvani MOSAM Aavi 6e,
Prem Ne Jaher Karva Ni MOSAM Aavi 6e,

Var Nathi Lagti Prem Karvama…
Have To ‘VEHLA TE PEHLA’ Ni Skim Aavi 6e.

Samai Jay CHE…

Vicharto Nathi Hu Pan Koi Vicharwa Majbur Kari Jay CHE
Aaj Sudhi Ej Nathi Samjayu Ke
Nankda Aa Haiya Ma Kem Aakhe Aakhi Vyakti Samai Jay CHE.

Prem...

Vishwas Ni 1 Dori 6e Aa Prem
Yuvan Haiya Ni Majburi Chhe Aa Prem
Na Mano To Kai Nathi Pan Mano To
‘Dwarkadhish’ Ni Pan Kamjori 6e Aa Prem.

Zindgi Ni Yado...

Zindgi Ni Yado Takdir Bani Jay 6e
Ej Yado Pag Ni Zanzeer Bani Jay 6e
Dil Ma Hoe Pan Hoth Sudhi Na Ave
Ej Vat Aansu Ni Tasvir bani jay 6e.

Yaad Aavta Raho...

Phoolo Ni Jem Sada Hasta Raho,
Kaliyon Ni Jem Khilta Raho,
Prabhu Ne Mari To Ek j Prarthna 6e Ke
Tame Amne Sada Yaad Aavta Raho.

Prem Ni Bazi...

Aa Janam Ni BAZI Teo Mari Gaya,
Temni 1 ADA Par Ame Vaari Gaya,
Sacha Dil Thi Prem Ni Bazi Ramva Gaya,
Ame ‘Preet’ Ma Aakhi Jindgi Hari Gaya.

Tamaro PREM...

Naraz Thai Jaso Avi Bik Lage 6e,
Koi Dur 6e 6ata Sameep Lage 6e,
1 Tamari J Zalak Ni 6e Tamanna,
Kem Ke Tamaro PREM Zindagi Thi Adhik Lage 6e.

Tamara Prem Ma...

Tame Pu6so Nahi ke Kem 6e?
Ame sara 6ie a Tamaro Vahem 6e,
Barbad to Thai Gaya Hata Tamara Prem ma,
Pan Thodo Amara Par prabhu Ni Rahem 6e.

Vagar Magye…

Vagar Magye Isvare Badhu Aapi Didhu
Niche Vishal Dharti
Upar Aakas Aapi Didhu
Me Pu6yu Hu Jivis Kona Sahare
Emne Tamaru Naam-Sarnamu Aapi Didhu.

Tamne Joya Ne…

Tamne Joya Ne Manjil Mali Gai,
Tamne Mali Ne Jivan Ni Rit Samjai Gai,
Amneto Lagyu Ke Tame Humsfar 6o Amara
Pan Tmari Divso Ni Maitri Varsoni Yad Bani Gai.

Premno Pyalo…

Sagar Jindgi No Tari Javana
Pajo Premno Amne Pyalo
Tarsya Nahi To Ame Mari Javana
Dar To Duniyano Sahej Nahi
Tamari Aa Judai Thi Ame  Dari Javana.

DIL Maru Rade 6e…

DIL Maru Rade 6e Eklu 6anu Manu
Dard Tenu Thodu Hu Tane Batavi Na Shakyo
Khub Aasha Hati DIL Ma Tane Malvani Pan
Afsos Ene Hu Puri Kari Na Shakyo.

Yaad Karo Chho…

Chandra Vina Ni Raatri Shu?
Phool Vina Ni Paankhdi Shu?
Ame To Hamesha Yaad Kariye Chhe Tamne,
Pan
Tame Amne Yaad Karo Chho Teni Khatri Shu?

Tari Yaad Aavta…

Hatha Ma Bhareli Ret Aamj Sarki Pade 6e
Tari Yaad Aavta Hoth Mara Aamj Malki Pade 6e
Aa Prem 6e Ke Shu?
Pyalo(Glas) Adhuro Hova 6ata 6Laki Pade 6e.

Dil Thi Dil No...

Dil Thi Dil No Bharoso Hoy Chhe,
Prem No Sabandh Anokho Thi Hoy Chhe,
Bhinjave Chhe Aakha Jagat Ne,
Ae j Manas Saav Koro Hoy Chhe…

Tara Sparsh Ni...

Tara Sparsh Ni Madhurta Pu6 Ma
Tara Ango Ni Madakta Pu6 Ma
Hu Madhosh K Behosh Thai Jau To Shi Navai?
1 Premi Na Jivan Ni Sarthkta Pu6 Ma.

Tane Yaad Karu 6u...

A Dost Mane Tari Dosti Par Garv 6e,
Darek Pal Tane Yaad Karu 6u,
Mane Khabar Nathi Pan Gharvara Kahe 6e ke
Hu Ungh Ma Pan Tari Sathe Vaat Karu 6u.

Pyar Nu Gulab…

Mari Jagti Aankho nu 1 Khwab 6e Tu
Pyar Nu 1 Adbhut Gulab 6e Tu
Aam To Chandra Ni Shital Chandni 6e Tu
Kintu Mara Jivan Mate To AAFTAB 6e Tu.

Prem Nu Panu…

Jivan Maru Adhuru Rahi Gayu,
Prem Nu Panu Koru Rahi Gayu,
Shahi Taiyar Kari Hati Me Mara Lohi(blood) NI,
Pan Hastakshar Koi Biju Kari Gayu.

Tara Smit Ma…

Tara Smit Ma Vasntni Madak Suvas 6e,
Tara Sparsh Ma Swargno Adbhut Ahesas 6e,
Bas 1 Var Aavine Jate J Joi Le
Paheli Najarna PYAR Ni Ketli Tivr Pyas 6e.

Shu Karvu???

Jota J Koi Gami Jay To Shu Karvu?
Tene Biju Koi Pasand Kari Jay To Shu Karvu?
Aam To Badhi Ramat Ma Mahir 6u,
Pan Koi Zindagi Sathe J Rami Jay To Shu Karvu?

Koinu Dil…

Aakh Na Andaj Thi Tame Kone Pyar Karo 6o?
Najar Na Tir Thi Tame Kone Var Karo 6o,
Koina Milan Thi Aam Udas 6o,
Ke Pa6i,
Koinu Dil Todvano Vichar Karo 6o?

“Hu” Ane “Tu”…

“Hu” Ane “Tu”
Pranay Ni VAT Ma Kahyu
Tu Sharuvat Kar
Na Tu Kai Boli, Na Hu Kai Kahi Shkyo,
”Hu” ane “Tu”
Aa 2 Shbdo Mane 6etri Gaya.

Funny SMS


ECG if you go out ..

ECG if u go out with wife
/l__,-.__/\_,_,-.
ECG if u go out with girlfriend
_/l_/l_/l_/l_/\_/\_
ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend…
/\________




Kissing while driving

Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss
the attention it deserves.

Why women starts with W

You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

Heart is mobile and u r sim

GIRL:My heart is like a mobile
and you are the sim card
BOY:I m very happy. . .
Gal:dont b too happy. . .
If I get a new offer
I will change the sim card..!

Tomorrow exam’s cheat today!

Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today:-)

Best day to propose a girl

Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

YOU ARE REALLY BITCH

U are a BITCH
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

Silent message for all students

A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p
A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN

Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

9 Interesting confusions

“Interesting Confusions”
1. Can u cry under water?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty?
3. Why don’t birds fall out of trees when they sleep?
4. What do u call a male lady bird?
5. Why is it called building when it’s already built?
6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?
7. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why banks have branches?
8. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?
9.Why doesn’t glue, stick to its bottle;-)..!!

Spelling mistake in lovers name

Height Of Illiteracy:
You Take A Blade
And
Write Your Lover’s Name On Your Arm.
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And
Make A Spelling Mistake.

Difference between scientific theory and reality

The difference between scientific theory and reality
is like the difference between
reading the menu and eating dinner.

Cute proposal for love at first sight

Cutest Proposal –
A Boy Rings D Door-Bell Of A Girls Home.
&
Asks ,
“Do U Belive In Love At First Sight
Or
Should I Come Back Again..”

Bachelor or Married again

Sardar’s Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don’t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”.

World’s smallest resignation letter!

World’s smallest resignation letter?
Respected sir,
I love Ur wife.
Thank you

Ghalib’s girl friend late on date

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.
:-)

Interesting line on girl’s T-shirt

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

How is the situation

Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, “How’s the situation?”
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P

Smile meanings

Smile to old means Respect
Smile to child mean Innocence
Smile to friend means Care
Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!
Still smiling? ;-)
Pagal ey oy

Difference between Friend & Wife

Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”

Miss use of english

Misuse of English!
A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D

Fact about women

Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband’s coat from 20 meters,
but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . . :-D

How to get your brain exercised

2 friends,
“see” & “saw”:
1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.
“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
“See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea.
“See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea.
That is how to exercise your brain..!

Read this scary story if you dare

READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.
On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
“DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU’ll face problem”
Man finished the book with great fear but didnt open the last page.
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.
But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..
he almost fainted to see..
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Retail Price: Rs 30/-

Practical exam, and legs test

In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.

I almost cried

Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
“Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”
Really touching na?
I almost cried;->

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge

Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,
Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p

1 machar 1 chinese aur aik memon

Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!
Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Khareedo gay?:D:D:D

1 ladki k saath ghoomay to

Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin…
sala. 1 ladki k saath ghoomay
to sab dekh lete hai..

Importance of thumb…

Importance of thumb…
Children use it 4 chewing
Illiterate people use it 4 sign
Winners 4 victory
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AND
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My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
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Oh….u toooo?




Kalpna Ma…

Kalpna Ma Vastvikta Hoti Nathi,
VIteli Palo Ne Yaad Kari Rovu Su Kam?
Game Tevu Amuly Hoy,
JE Khovay Teni Koi KImmat Hoti Nathi.

Haiya Ma…

Haiya Ma Bhari Hati PRITI Ni Aag,
Hoth Par Thangan To VIYOG Rag,
Dil Ma To Hajaro FuLo Khilya chhe…
Pan Shu Karu???
Tamara Vagar No Jivan  BaaG.

Prit Kari Betho…

Mahobbat Tari Aa Te Kevi Kapri Safar 6e,
Prit Kari Betho 6u Ane Balam Be-Khabar 6e,
Mari Ankhoma Sambandh 6e Janam-Janam No
Ane Amni Aankho Sav Ajan 6e…

Ame Prem Ma…

Kon Kahe Chhe Ke Ame Prem Ma Nathi Radya?
Jara Jaine Joi Aavo Bahar Ni Hava,
Jetlo Hava Ma Bhej Chhe,
Aej Amaraj Ansuo Na Dastavej Chhe.

Ek Njzar Mate…

Vishwas Na Undan Ma Prem Hoy 6e !
Mano To Aa Badha Kudarat Na Khel Hoy 6e !
Baki To Lakho Aankho Joya Pa6i Pan !
Koi Ek Njzar Mate J Man Bechen Hoy 6e.

Maru Ruday…

Maru Ruday 1 Gagan Hatu Ne Tu Ashadhi Megh,
Mari Najar Chatak Hati Ne Tu Varshanu Bund,
Maru Ruday Bansi Hatu Ne Tu Bansino Sur.

Tara Gaya Pa6i…

Tara Gaya Pa6i Satat Shodhe Tane Najar
Na Jane Kevi Thai Gai 6e Tari Asar
Aaj Sudhi Aklo Hasto Hato Rah Par
Aaj Have Suni-Suni Lage Jivan Safar.

Aa Yaad 6e…

Aa Yaad 6e Aapni Ke Yaado Ma Aap 6o?
Aa Sapna 6e Aapna Ke Sapnao Ma Aap 6o?
Ame Nathi Janta Amne Bas Atlu Kaho?
Ame Tamara Prem Ma 6ia Ke
Aap Amara Prem Ma 6o?

Yadgar 6o Tame…

Yaad Amar 6e Zindgi Ni Safar Ma,
Ame To 6upavi Lidhi 6e Tasvir Jivan Ma,
kem O6i Kari Shakiye Tamari Yaad Jivan Ma,
Yadgar 6o Tame To Sada Amari Najar Ma.

Tara Ishq No…

Kshan 1 Ma Tara Ishq No Shikar Thai Gayo,
Dard Dekhatu N Hatu 6ata Bimar Thai Gayo,
Ubho Hato Hu TyaJ Jakdai Gaya Kadam...
Hava Thmbhi Gai Ne Hu Aar-Par Thai Gayo.

Prtham PritNo…

Jindgi Ma Prtham Var PritNo Sad Didho 6e,
Raday Ni Dhadkan Ne Aaj Me Aawaj Didho 6e,
Sharmai Ne Papano Na JukaviLe…
Ame Jivan Ne Prem No Kaantaro Taj Didho 6e.

Bhuli Gaya…

Jeni YaaDo 6e haju pan DiL Ma Nishani Ni JEM

Aej Bhuli Gaya 6e Mane Ek Kahani Ni JEM…!!!

Madhur Yad…

Ankhma Bharaya 6e Aakhi Ratna Ujagra,
Virah Ni Vytha Na Tap 6e Bahu Aakra,
Jindgi Vite 6 Milan Mi Madhur Yad Ma,
Ane Divas Vite 6 Aapni Fariyad Ma.

Mari Jindgi…

JindgiNe Ane MotNe Hu 1 Nam Karto Jau 6u
Roj Jivto Jau Ne RoJ Marto Jau 6u
Dushmno Mara Tame Taklif Na Lesho Kai
Hu J Mari Jindgi Barbad Karto Jau 6u.

Bhuli Na Jata…

Samay Na Vahen Ma Samaae Ma Jata,
Dil Na Dariya Ma Dubi Na Jata,
Aapno Prem 6e Jindagi Thi Anmol,
Kyank Aap Aa Prem Ne Bhuli Na Jata.

Tarsi Jay 6e…

Kyank Dhodhmar Vrasad Varsi Jay 6e,
To Kyank 1 Bund Ni Pyas Rahi Jay 6e,
Koik Ne Male 6 Hajar Chehra Premama,
To Koik 1 Chehra Mate Tarsi Jay 6e.

1 Bhul Ni…

1 Bhul Ni Tu Aatli Saja Aape 6e,
Mane Tara Jivan Mathi Rja Aape 6e,
Bhagwan To Tane Roj-Roj JIVAN Aape 6e,
Ne Tu Mane Roj-Roj KAFAN Aape 6e.

Tari Aankhona…

Tari Aankhona Palkara Mane Yad 6e,
Ne Hajuy A Palkara Par Swpno Na Gha 6e,
Tari Aankhoni Nfratne Kya Bhulu?
Bas! A Pa6i To Hu Khudne Khoyanu Yad 6e.

PremNo Prtham Varsad…

Bhamra Ni Aankhe Gulab Jeva Dekhya Tamne,
Ran Ni Tarasma Pani Jeva Jnkhya Tamne,
Antarna Akashma Vadal Thai Varsya…
Prem No Prtham Varsad Mani Zilya Tamne.

Tame Psand 6o…

Dil Jo Manyu Hot To Kyarnu Manavi Didhu Hot
Tamne Mlvanu Khotu Swapn Dfnavi Didhu Hot
Tame Psand 6o
Nahito PREM Karvanu Arman Me Bhulavi Didhu Hot.

Tari Khushi Ma…

Jindgi Na Khalipana Ma Tari Yado Sameti Laish
Tu Nai Male To Mari Kismat Samji Laish
Tu Khush Reje Hmeshani Jem
Hu Tari Khushi Ma Jindgi Jivi Laish.

Taro Malakto Chehro…

Taro Malakto Chehro Joyo Anekvar
Pan Dilma Kandarvano Haji Baki 6e
Tari Yad To Bahu Aavi Samayna Sthvare
Pan Tene Avsar Ma Shngarvani Haji Baki 6e.

Pratham Najre…

Najar Mali Ane Najar Ma Samai Gai Tu,
Raday-Gagan Par Gata Bani 6vai Gai Tu,
Bija Milan Ma Shu Thase Khuda Jane
Pratham Najre Jigarma Kotrai Gai Tu.

Taro Sath…

Sambandho Thi 6alkati Aa Vishal Duniya Ma
Kyarek To Taro Sath Malshe
“Tuj 6e Bas Tuj Maro Sathi”
Kyarek To Aa Shabdo Sambharva Malshe.

Mulakat…

kaink Vahalni To Kaink Vednani 6 Aa Vat
Virahni Vyathama 6 Tunki Mulakat
Kyarek Band Ankhe Divas Viti Jay 6
Kyarek Khulli Ankhe Vitavi Pade 6 RAT.

Preet Ni Rit…

Sahaj 6e Prem Karvu Aa Duniya Ma
Pan Nibhavu Mushkel Thai Jay 6e
Aasan Nathi Preet Ni Rit
Ama To JINDGI Pan Tunki Padi Jay 6e.

Yaado Ni Nav…

Yaado Ni Nav Lai Ne Nikrya Dariya Ma
Prem Na 1 Timpa Mate Nikrya Varsad Ma
Khabar 6e Nathi Malvano Sath Amno
6ta Chand Ne Shodhva Nikrya Amas ma.

PREM Vagar…

Jena Jivan Ma PREM Nathi Teni Koi Hasti Nathi,
PREM Vagar Ni Jingdi Sasti Nathi,
Tame Mano Ke Na Mano Aama
Mari Koi Jabar-Dasti Nathi.

Jindgi Bani Jau…

Hu E Nathi Je Koina Jivan Ni Varta Bani Jau,

Hu E Nathi Ke Koini Ankhna Ashru Bani Jau,

Hu To 1 Vahal No Dariyo 6u,

Jena Jivan Ma Jau Teni Jindgi Bani Jau.

Tamari DOSTI…

DIPAK nahi ek JYOT mangu 6u,
SAGAR nahi ek BUND mangu 6u,
hu JINDGI na antim SWAS sudhi
tamari DOSTI mangu 6u.

Tari Aankhoni…

Tari Aankhoni Pyas Banva Taiyar 6u,
Tara Dil No Dhabakar Banava Taiyar 6u,
Tu Jo Aavi Ne Mane Sajivan Kare To….
Hu Roj Laash Banva Taiyar 6u.

PYAR Nu Aa Dard…

Tamara PYAR Vina Rahevatu Nathi,
PYAR Nu Aa Dard Have Sahevatu Nathi,

Kaheva Mate Aavu 6u Tari MAHEFIL Ma
Mukh Kholu 6u Ne Kashu Kahevatu Nathi.

Tari Mahobbat Ma…

Tara Sivay Koi Na Mate Mari Aankho Roi Nathi
Bimar 6u Tari Mahobbat Ma, Sharir Ma Lohi Nathi
Mara Hata Te Aaje Tara 6e
Tara Jeva Bewfa Me Joya Nathi.

Tamari Jindgi…

DARD Sivay Jindgi Adhuri 6e
To Pan Jivvu Jaruri 6e
Na Karsho Afsos “Tamari Jindgi” Par
Kem Ke Tamari Jindgi Vina Koik Ni Jindgi Adhuri 6e.

Tara PREM Ma…

PREM Ni Amne ‘KADAR’ Kya Rakhi 6e,
DIL Ni Amne ‘KHABAR’ Kya Rakhi 6e,
Me Kahyu Mari Jaish Tara PREM Ma,
Amne Pu6yu ‘KABAR’ Kya Rakhi 6e?

Jarur Aavshe…

Pani Ma Padti Bundo Ne Hu Joya Karu,
Tap-Tap Padta Ansu Ne Hu Lu6ya Karu,
Aje Nahi To Kale Jarur Aavshe,
Pal-Pal A PAL Ni Rah Hu Joya Karu.

Thodi Gani YAD…

Akad Avi YAD To 6odi Javi Hati,
6uta Padvani Vat Ne Bhuli Javi Hati,
Vaheta Pavan Ni Jem Badhu Lai Gaya Tame,
Thodi Gani YAD To Aapi Javi Hati.

Nathi Malto…

Darek Vakhte Koino Saharo Nathi Malto
Kadi Kinara Sathe Kinaro Nathi Malto
Roj Sarkhu Jou 6u Aa Gagan Ne Pan
Kal Jevo NAJARO Jova Nathi Malto.

Dil Ni Vat…

Aam Achanak Tame Amne Mali Gaya,
Amara Dil Ni Vat Tame J Kahi Gaya,
Khush Thai Gayu aa Dil Ke Tame Mali Gaya,
Tamara PREM Ma PAGAL Ame Bani Gaya.

Tara PREM ma…

Sanam Tara Prem ma Pagal Bani Betha,
Najro Kera Tir Thi Gayal Bani Betha,
Mandu Dai Tamne Mara Banavi Betha,
Jivan Tara PREM ma Nyo6avar Kari Betha.

PYAR Tamaro…

Tame Mane Jivata Shikhvadi Didhu,
PREM Na Rasta Par Chalta Shikhvadi Didhu,
Jayar Thi Malyo PYAR Tamaro…
Dukh Ma Pan Hasta Shikhvadi Didhu.

PREM Nagar Ma…

Jigar Na Tukdao Ne Vinava Nikryo 6u,
Na Jane Kono PREM Shodhva Nikryo 6u,
Ratna Andharama Divo Lai Nikryo 6u,
PREM Nagar Ma PREM Ne Shodhva Nikryo 6u.

Tamari Yaad Aave 6e…

Tame Nathi Ne Tamari Yaad Aave 6e
Prabhu A Jane Shu Bhari Didhu 6e Tamara Ma,
Ke Prabhu Ne Yaad Karta Pahela Pan Khud Tamari YAAD Aave 6e.

Kari 6e MITRATA…

Kari 6e MITRATA Ame Tamara Thi
Ne Tame Kya Darkar Rakho 6o.
Mastak Namavyu Ame Ahi
Ne Tame Latkti Talvar Rakho 6o.

NAZAR Lage 6e…

Hoth,Haiyu Ne Nayan Ma Harakh Lage 6e
Sajan Tane Koi Mali Hoy Avi Khabar La6e 6e
ARISA Ma Tame Bau Joya Na Karo
Kyarek Potani Pan NAZAR Lage 6e.

Prem Na Bazar Ma…

Vechyu 6e Dard Prem Na Bazar Ma
Lakho Vyatha 6upai 6e 1 Nana inkar Ma
Thai Jao Jo Zmana Thi Dukhi To
Tmaru Swagat 6e Mari ‘Dosti’ Na Darbar Ma.

“Hu Tamne Khub Chahu 6u”

Nathi Hota Jyare Tame Jova Mate Tadpu 6u,
Aavo 6o Jyare Same To Najro Fervu 6u,
6e Gani Ummido Aa DIL ma
Kahu Kem Ke?
“Hu Tamne Khub Chahu 6u”

Kare 6e Masti…

Kare 6e chand masti vadaro sathe
ne rat-bhar tarlao j malya kare 6e
tame aam ramat ma nayan na ularo
ahi DOSTO ma takrar thaya kare 6e.

Khabar N Hati…

Kari hati sruvat 1 nani gammat thi
gammat dard bani jase a mane khabar n hati
jota hata ame tamne 1 shokh khatar
shokh PREM bani jase a mane khabar n hati.

PREM dekhau 6u…

Koine hu fakt PREM dekhau 6u
koine hu vahem dekhau 6u
chal
hu amno am 6u
prashn a 6e ke tane kem dekhau 6u?

Tamara Dilma…

Tamara DIL Ma Raheva Magu 6u,
Tamari ANKHO Ma Samava Magu 6u,
Tamne Joi Shu Thayu 6e Mane?
Tamari Sathe PREM Karva Magu 6u.

Kamal Kari Gaya…

Hal Pu6i Ne Behal Kari Gaya
Najar Thi Amo Ne Halal Kari Gaya
Kshan 1 Niharya Ne Virhi Padya Ame
Avi Te Kevi Kamal Ksri Gaya?

1 jalak jova…

Ansu ne pan koikni Ankh mathi niklvu pade 6
1 kharu zarnu bani vhevu pade 6
Koi prem karnar ne pu6i to juo
Koini 1 jalak jova ketlu tadpvu pade 6.

Tari Yaadma…

Haiya ma gam rakhu 6u
Dil ma taru nam rakhu 6u
Tari Yaad ma dukhe 6e maru mathu
Tyare toh khisa ma ZANDU-BAM rakhu 6u.

Shu Thashe???

Chakori chand thi alag thase
to aakash nu su thase?
Varsha vadal thi alag thase
to manav nu su thase?
Tame mara thi alag thaso
to maru su thase?

Prem No Nasho..

Prem no naso ocho nati hoto
badha na nasib ma janmo-janam nati hoto
prem nu ausadh to tik 6e
baki priytam na sparsh jevo koi malam nati hoto.

Aa Jindgi…

Mahobbat mot ni maheman thai gai 6e
to najar ni duniya veran thai gai 6e
mara to swas pan mara nathi rahya
aa jindgi tmara par KURBAN thai gai 6e.

Tari Yaad…

Vhavi ansu pan A akshro dhoi nathi sakto
nyan varse 6ta jane puru roi nathi sakto
kahuto jindgi ma je hatu te sarv 6e khoyu
fakt 1 tari YAAD ne khoi nathi sakto.

DIL ni mahefil…

DIL ni mahefil szavish tmara sogand
marg ma pran bi6avish tmara sogand
aavo andhkar ni parva vina chalyo aavo
nayan na dip jalavish tmara sogand.

Tame…

Chahat na chaman ne viksav va
varsho kharchi nakhya ame
Ae j chaman na pushpo ne palma chunti nakhya tame.

Kevi Tu Bewafa…

Kevi tu bewfa amne dard aapi gai
olvai gayel ruday ne aag chapi gai
bewfai kari te PREM ne karyo badnam
Aansu sathe amaro sambandh bandhi gai.

Sacho Prem…

Mara Shabdo Mane Pagal Sabit Kare 6e
Hu Janu 6u Ke Sacho Prem 1 Pagal J Kare 6e
Hasy Patr Banyo 6u Jmana Ni Najaro Ma
Pan Prem Ma To Radavani pan Alag Maza 6e.

Hoon Gujarati Chu…

Hoon Gujarati Choo pan Saro Gujarati Kavi Nathi,
Mane Asha Che Tamne Pasand Padse,
Ne Mari Koshish Tamara Mate Bekaar Nathi!!!

Tari Yaadma…

Priye tari yadma divso vitavu 6u hu
roj ratre tara-mara sapna sajavu 6u hu
mari Aankho juve 6e tari rah
tu jova na male to aansu vahavu 6u hu.

PREM nagar…

Swapn ma niharel kyak PREM nagar hse
tene pan pamvani koito dagar hse
chaman! a pushpo sudhi ame phochi jsu
bhamra j amari manjil na RAHBAR hase.

‘DOSTI’…

Jivan ni amulya chij 6e ‘DOSTI’
lagni thi bandhayel sambandh 6e ‘DOSTI’
jindgi ni sharuaat ane ant 6e ‘DOSTI’

EK aatma ane BE sharir 6e ‘DOSTI’

Najar Thi Najar Mali…

Najar thi najar mli a par thi
harpal mara par prabhav 6 taro
bdhu 6 mara jode bas abhav 6 taro
koy no nthi duniya ma ne
6tay mara par ‘HAKDAV’ 6 taro

Yaad…

Jivan ma jindgi bani ne aavish
dil ma tamari dhadkan bani ne aavish
bhulvani mane n karsho bhul
bhulo ma j hu YAAD bani ne aavish.

Yaad Aave To…

Tu visarta visarta yad aave to su kru?
tari yad ma ratre swapn aave to su kru?
khulla 6e mara ruday na dhwar sadane mate
pan tu n aavo to shu kru?

Prem Ni Asar…

Hal Maro Na pu6o K Hu Kevi Dsha Ma 6u
Are Kya Kheto Hto K Hu Ksha Ma 6u
Ato Prem Krvano Shokh Thyo
aato Ena Prem Ni Evi Asar 6 Dosto
ke Aje Pn Hu Nsha Ma 6u.

Koi banyu hashe…

Foram bani mahekvu 6 BAGMA
Pankhi bani udvu 6 GAGAN MA
roshni bani chmkvu 6 DIPAKMA
Koi banyu hase je mara mate
tena j bani ne rahevu 6 JIVAN MA.

tara PREM ma…

Chahe 6e tu pan mane
jivu 6u teva vhem ma
male 6 PREM no sacho arth
jyare jou 6u tara nayan ma
bhale na chahe tu mane pan
hu jindgi vitavish tara PREM ma.

Tamara pag mahi…

Tamara pag mahi jyare padyo 6u
Hu samjyo aem, akashe chadyo 6u
Jata ne aavta mara j raste,
Bani paththar, hu potane j nadyo 6u.

Tari Yaad Vagar…

Jeevan maa tara vagar kai nathi
tara prem vagar maro prem kai nathi
hoon vichar maa khoyo choo tara
ke maara vichar tari yaad vagar kai nathi.

Yaad Karu 6u…

Yaad Karu 6u Dost Tane Vat Vat Ma
Rehvu 6e Mare Sada Tara Saath ma
Tu Mane Na Shodh Tari Aas-Pas Ma
Hu Tane Mali Jais Tara J Swas Ma.

Tara Prem No…

Tara Prem No Bandhani Raheva Mangu 6u
Jeevan-Mrutyu Aa Kaid Ma Raheva Mangu 6u
Maari Khushi Tane Arpan..Taara Gam Peeva maangu 6u.

Tutela Sapna...

Tutela sapna ne sajavta aavde 6e
ruthela dil ne manavata aavde 6e
Amara zakhmo ne joine pareshan
na tha amne to dard ma pan hasta aavde 6e.

Amari aankho ma...

Amari aankho ma aanshu ghana 6e,

Ke aa duniya ma be-imaan ghana 6e.

Prem ame karyo chhe,amne puchho,

Prem ma risamna-manamna ghana chhe.

Shu Kahu..??

Saaso Thi Alag Rahi shaku Chhu…
Pan Taara Vina Kevi Rite Jeevu…
Hardya Kaheva Ganu Maange Chhe…
Pan Tane Hu Shu Kahu..??

Jigar ni Jalebi...

Jigar ni Jalebi ne Kaleja na Katka

Prem na Papad ne Kachumbar na Chatka

Laav Tara GAAL Mare Bharva 6e Batka.

Tari Yado...

sav sunu ghar ne tari yado
mosam no pahelo varsad ne E mulakato
chupkidi 6 chhavai toy gunje tari vato
tu nathi mari sathe pan rah jove 6 Ankho.

Ame To....

lakhi to hati ame gazlo gani,
vahavi hati ama lagniyo gani,
mol na malya amne ana sacha,
samjya matra ene gazal
ame to vahavi hati ama URMIYO gani.

Prit...

prit aavi na karo,
aa prit mari nakhshe,
2 gadinu 6e milan,
jindgi bhar salshe.

Taro Banavile Mane...

Bas 1 var taro banavile mane
Soneri sapna ma sjavile mane
Tari khusbu thi maheki jase mari Fulvadi
Tuj Hriday ma 1 var vsavile mane.

Koi n malya...

Dhiraj dhari pan fal sara n malya

Kehvu hatu pan sabdo na sthavara n malya

Kadar karta rahya Aakhi jindgi bijani

Pan afsos amari kadar karnara koi n malya.

Zindagi ni yaado...

Zindagi ni yaado takdir bani jay 6e
Ej yaado pagni zanzir bani jay 6e
Dil ma hoy pan hoth sudhi na Aave
Ej vat aansu ni tasvir bani jay 6e.

Yaad tamari 6e...

Kalpana mari 6e, Kavya tamaru 6e

Nind mari 6e, tema swapna tamara 6e

Nayan mara 6e, tema tasvir tamari 6e

Hraday maru 6e, tema yaad tamari 6e.

mane game...

Raho sada nikat to aa ghar mane game

Aankh micholi karti,Najar mane game

Kari besu bhulo utavad ma hu kadik

Samay-sar malti, Khabar mane game.

Tara Prem Maa...

Prem Karta Pan Prem 6e Tara Prem Maa

Zindgi Swarg Ni Jem 6e Tara Prem Maa

Tuj Vina Kyay Na Chale

Have to Jiv-vu Marvu 6e Tara Prem Maa.

Tari najar...

Tari najar samax jo mari najar male

Jane mari ghazal ne navo visay male

Sanket n thay apna milan no koi ne

Bus, rasta j ma apna jigar male.

Snehi nu milan...

Snehi nu milan ketlu mdhur hoy 6e
e sneh ma dil churchur hoy 6e
Dharti ane Akash am to kadi madta nthi
Pen toye Kshitij nu nam ketlu mshur hoy 6e.

Tara Vina....

Pal pal tara vina jivto rahis

pan tane prem karto rahis

Bhale na male tu mane

pan jindgi bhar tari Yado ne lai farto rahis.

Yad karvi 6e...

Aaje bhulayeli vato ne yad karvi 6e
Khovayeli smrutio ne tajja karvi 6e
Ghadi 2 ghadi aankho bandh kari
Mare to manoman tamari sangat karvi 6e.

Tari yaad ma...

Mithu-Madhuru malkayo tari yaad ma
Aanshu thi 6alkayo tari yaad ma
Nahotu javu fari tari duniya ma
Ajaani shakti thi sarkayo tari yaad ma.

Jo Gulab ne...

Jo Gulab ne Vaacha mali hot
to mare kai kahevu padyu na hot,
Jo tu Samji jaat mara prem ne thodok Vahela
to mare ek-pan Gulab todvu padyu na hot.

PREM ma KOIna....

FUL par aa ZAKAL kyanthi padyu hase?
Lage 6 yadma koini akash radyu hase
varsi kem padyu achank aa abhalu?
Su e pan PREM ma KOIna tadpyu hase?

Dukh to ek j 6...

Dukh to ek j 6e manvi mate
Mot pahela mari nathi sakto
Mann ma to dabayeli 6e ghani vythao
Pan khulla dile badha vache radi nathi sakTO.

Kaik M thayu...

Kaik M thayu 6 mane aaj
ke potanu NaaM pan Bhooli gayo 6u
RaaJ karto hato hu je Hriday par hamna sudhi
aaj teno Rasto pan Bhooli gayo 6u.

Tara Abola....

Tara Abola mara thi sehvay Na
Tute Akash to thigda maray Na
Man ma vicharu 6u
ke mari koi Bhul 6e?
Pu6va chahu 6u
Pan mara thi pu6ay na

Lai Ja!!!

Shwaas Maathi Aa Mahek Lai Ja!
Maari Paase Thi Aaje Kaink Lai Ja!
Jo Kevu Dhabke Chhe Naadaan
Aa Dukhtu Hriday Ghadik Lai Ja!!!

Leta Jay 6e...

Faydo Kya Koi Ne Thay 6e.
Toy Loko Prem Karta Jay 6e
Dil Gumavi Betha-E-Nuksan Ma
Ne Nafa Ma Dard Leta Jay 6e.

MAN rahi gayu 6e!

Paltaya sanjog ghana ghana 6ta
Ek prasang ma man rahi gayu 6e
Sthan ghana gumavya jivanma
Ne ek jagyae MAN rahi gayu 6e!

Dilni vato...

Dilni vato ma kyarek evu pn thay 6e,

Je sacha hoy tene pan khota manay 6e,

Jyare pade 6e khabr sachi vatni tyare,

mitha jal ni nadi pan kharo dariyo bani jay 6e.

Jivan...

Jivan jevu jivu 6u evu kagal par utaru 6u
P6i thodu ghanu e sudharu 6u
Farak 6e bija ne mara vache dost
Vichari ne bija jive 6e hu jivi ne vicharu 6u.

Jivan ma...

Jivan ma ek pal evi pan hati,
E same hati ne sathe pan hati,
Abhar etlo j mari durdasha no ke,
E Rekha Hathma hati, pan hath thi dur hati.

Aapnu...

Aapnu hovu a pratham kevu hatu?
Kyank tu ne kyank hu aevu hatu,
Ne pachhi keva malya aapne!
Na kai levu hatu-na kai devu hatu.

Mari jindag...

Mari jindagi tamari yaad ma vahi gayi
Tame hata tya sudhi jindagi rahi gayi
HAve to aa jindagi pan..
Jiv-vani na kahi gayi.

Thai gayo...

Snehna vartud ni bahar thai gayo
Amna hriday manthi had-par thai gayo
Andarthi bhale tutyo, baharthi lagto sabut
Kevo kushal hu sache klakar thai gayo.

Dil ni vat...

bahu sehlai thi kahi dil ni vat
bhale rahe keval dard no sath
jene hati nibhav-vani ene na nibhavi
Aa zakhmo ne bharse have andhari rat.

Tari najar no....

Aem to hu pan taro bekarar 6u,
Aankho ma tari hu intezar 6u,
Tari najar no jam jo 6alkay,
To piva ne pratham hu umedvar 6u.

Bhan bhuline...

Bhan bhuline tara prem ma

hu have majdhare fasayo 6u

Ke pamva tuj Prem na Mrug-Jal ne

Aaj hu Ran ma pan tarsyo atvayo 6u.

Tari mulakat...

Ankho ma pyas lai ne betho chu,
Fakta tari mulakat ni aas lai ne betho chu,
Tu ichhe tyare malva aavje
Jivanbhar ni navrash lai ne betho chu.

Bhinjayeli Ankho...

Bhinjayeli Ankho na aa manjar n malse,
Ghar 6odi ne na jav kyay ghar na malse,
Ashru ne kadi zakad bund n samjo,
Chahat no aavo samundar na malse.