Vagar Magye…

Vagar Magye Isvare Badhu Aapi Didhu
Niche Vishal Dharti
Upar Aakas Aapi Didhu
Me Pu6yu Hu Jivis Kona Sahare
Emne Tamaru Naam-Sarnamu Aapi Didhu.

Tamne Joya Ne…

Tamne Joya Ne Manjil Mali Gai,
Tamne Mali Ne Jivan Ni Rit Samjai Gai,
Amneto Lagyu Ke Tame Humsfar 6o Amara
Pan Tmari Divso Ni Maitri Varsoni Yad Bani Gai.

Premno Pyalo…

Sagar Jindgi No Tari Javana
Pajo Premno Amne Pyalo
Tarsya Nahi To Ame Mari Javana
Dar To Duniyano Sahej Nahi
Tamari Aa Judai Thi Ame  Dari Javana.

DIL Maru Rade 6e…

DIL Maru Rade 6e Eklu 6anu Manu
Dard Tenu Thodu Hu Tane Batavi Na Shakyo
Khub Aasha Hati DIL Ma Tane Malvani Pan
Afsos Ene Hu Puri Kari Na Shakyo.

Yaad Karo Chho…

Chandra Vina Ni Raatri Shu?
Phool Vina Ni Paankhdi Shu?
Ame To Hamesha Yaad Kariye Chhe Tamne,
Pan
Tame Amne Yaad Karo Chho Teni Khatri Shu?

Tari Yaad Aavta…

Hatha Ma Bhareli Ret Aamj Sarki Pade 6e
Tari Yaad Aavta Hoth Mara Aamj Malki Pade 6e
Aa Prem 6e Ke Shu?
Pyalo(Glas) Adhuro Hova 6ata 6Laki Pade 6e.

Dil Thi Dil No...

Dil Thi Dil No Bharoso Hoy Chhe,
Prem No Sabandh Anokho Thi Hoy Chhe,
Bhinjave Chhe Aakha Jagat Ne,
Ae j Manas Saav Koro Hoy Chhe…

Tara Sparsh Ni...

Tara Sparsh Ni Madhurta Pu6 Ma
Tara Ango Ni Madakta Pu6 Ma
Hu Madhosh K Behosh Thai Jau To Shi Navai?
1 Premi Na Jivan Ni Sarthkta Pu6 Ma.

Tane Yaad Karu 6u...

A Dost Mane Tari Dosti Par Garv 6e,
Darek Pal Tane Yaad Karu 6u,
Mane Khabar Nathi Pan Gharvara Kahe 6e ke
Hu Ungh Ma Pan Tari Sathe Vaat Karu 6u.

Pyar Nu Gulab…

Mari Jagti Aankho nu 1 Khwab 6e Tu
Pyar Nu 1 Adbhut Gulab 6e Tu
Aam To Chandra Ni Shital Chandni 6e Tu
Kintu Mara Jivan Mate To AAFTAB 6e Tu.

Prem Nu Panu…

Jivan Maru Adhuru Rahi Gayu,
Prem Nu Panu Koru Rahi Gayu,
Shahi Taiyar Kari Hati Me Mara Lohi(blood) NI,
Pan Hastakshar Koi Biju Kari Gayu.

Tara Smit Ma…

Tara Smit Ma Vasntni Madak Suvas 6e,
Tara Sparsh Ma Swargno Adbhut Ahesas 6e,
Bas 1 Var Aavine Jate J Joi Le
Paheli Najarna PYAR Ni Ketli Tivr Pyas 6e.

Shu Karvu???

Jota J Koi Gami Jay To Shu Karvu?
Tene Biju Koi Pasand Kari Jay To Shu Karvu?
Aam To Badhi Ramat Ma Mahir 6u,
Pan Koi Zindagi Sathe J Rami Jay To Shu Karvu?

Koinu Dil…

Aakh Na Andaj Thi Tame Kone Pyar Karo 6o?
Najar Na Tir Thi Tame Kone Var Karo 6o,
Koina Milan Thi Aam Udas 6o,
Ke Pa6i,
Koinu Dil Todvano Vichar Karo 6o?

“Hu” Ane “Tu”…

“Hu” Ane “Tu”
Pranay Ni VAT Ma Kahyu
Tu Sharuvat Kar
Na Tu Kai Boli, Na Hu Kai Kahi Shkyo,
”Hu” ane “Tu”
Aa 2 Shbdo Mane 6etri Gaya.

Funny SMS


ECG if you go out ..

ECG if u go out with wife
/l__,-.__/\_,_,-.
ECG if u go out with girlfriend
_/l_/l_/l_/l_/\_/\_
ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend…
/\________




Kissing while driving

Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss
the attention it deserves.

Why women starts with W

You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

Heart is mobile and u r sim

GIRL:My heart is like a mobile
and you are the sim card
BOY:I m very happy. . .
Gal:dont b too happy. . .
If I get a new offer
I will change the sim card..!

Tomorrow exam’s cheat today!

Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today:-)

Best day to propose a girl

Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

YOU ARE REALLY BITCH

U are a BITCH
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

Silent message for all students

A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p
A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN

Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

9 Interesting confusions

“Interesting Confusions”
1. Can u cry under water?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty?
3. Why don’t birds fall out of trees when they sleep?
4. What do u call a male lady bird?
5. Why is it called building when it’s already built?
6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?
7. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why banks have branches?
8. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?
9.Why doesn’t glue, stick to its bottle;-)..!!

Spelling mistake in lovers name

Height Of Illiteracy:
You Take A Blade
And
Write Your Lover’s Name On Your Arm.
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And
Make A Spelling Mistake.

Difference between scientific theory and reality

The difference between scientific theory and reality
is like the difference between
reading the menu and eating dinner.

Cute proposal for love at first sight

Cutest Proposal –
A Boy Rings D Door-Bell Of A Girls Home.
&
Asks ,
“Do U Belive In Love At First Sight
Or
Should I Come Back Again..”

Bachelor or Married again

Sardar’s Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don’t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”.

World’s smallest resignation letter!

World’s smallest resignation letter?
Respected sir,
I love Ur wife.
Thank you

Ghalib’s girl friend late on date

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.
:-)

Interesting line on girl’s T-shirt

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

How is the situation

Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, “How’s the situation?”
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P

Smile meanings

Smile to old means Respect
Smile to child mean Innocence
Smile to friend means Care
Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!
Still smiling? ;-)
Pagal ey oy

Difference between Friend & Wife

Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”

Miss use of english

Misuse of English!
A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D

Fact about women

Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband’s coat from 20 meters,
but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . . :-D

How to get your brain exercised

2 friends,
“see” & “saw”:
1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.
“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
“See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea.
“See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea.
That is how to exercise your brain..!

Read this scary story if you dare

READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.
On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
“DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU’ll face problem”
Man finished the book with great fear but didnt open the last page.
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.
But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..
he almost fainted to see..
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Retail Price: Rs 30/-

Practical exam, and legs test

In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.

I almost cried

Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
“Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”
Really touching na?
I almost cried;->

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge

Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,
Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p

1 machar 1 chinese aur aik memon

Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!
Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Khareedo gay?:D:D:D

1 ladki k saath ghoomay to

Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin…
sala. 1 ladki k saath ghoomay
to sab dekh lete hai..

Importance of thumb…

Importance of thumb…
Children use it 4 chewing
Illiterate people use it 4 sign
Winners 4 victory
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AND
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My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
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Oh….u toooo?




Kalpna Ma…

Kalpna Ma Vastvikta Hoti Nathi,
VIteli Palo Ne Yaad Kari Rovu Su Kam?
Game Tevu Amuly Hoy,
JE Khovay Teni Koi KImmat Hoti Nathi.

Haiya Ma…

Haiya Ma Bhari Hati PRITI Ni Aag,
Hoth Par Thangan To VIYOG Rag,
Dil Ma To Hajaro FuLo Khilya chhe…
Pan Shu Karu???
Tamara Vagar No Jivan  BaaG.

Prit Kari Betho…

Mahobbat Tari Aa Te Kevi Kapri Safar 6e,
Prit Kari Betho 6u Ane Balam Be-Khabar 6e,
Mari Ankhoma Sambandh 6e Janam-Janam No
Ane Amni Aankho Sav Ajan 6e…

Ame Prem Ma…

Kon Kahe Chhe Ke Ame Prem Ma Nathi Radya?
Jara Jaine Joi Aavo Bahar Ni Hava,
Jetlo Hava Ma Bhej Chhe,
Aej Amaraj Ansuo Na Dastavej Chhe.

Ek Njzar Mate…

Vishwas Na Undan Ma Prem Hoy 6e !
Mano To Aa Badha Kudarat Na Khel Hoy 6e !
Baki To Lakho Aankho Joya Pa6i Pan !
Koi Ek Njzar Mate J Man Bechen Hoy 6e.

Maru Ruday…

Maru Ruday 1 Gagan Hatu Ne Tu Ashadhi Megh,
Mari Najar Chatak Hati Ne Tu Varshanu Bund,
Maru Ruday Bansi Hatu Ne Tu Bansino Sur.

Tara Gaya Pa6i…

Tara Gaya Pa6i Satat Shodhe Tane Najar
Na Jane Kevi Thai Gai 6e Tari Asar
Aaj Sudhi Aklo Hasto Hato Rah Par
Aaj Have Suni-Suni Lage Jivan Safar.

Aa Yaad 6e…

Aa Yaad 6e Aapni Ke Yaado Ma Aap 6o?
Aa Sapna 6e Aapna Ke Sapnao Ma Aap 6o?
Ame Nathi Janta Amne Bas Atlu Kaho?
Ame Tamara Prem Ma 6ia Ke
Aap Amara Prem Ma 6o?

Yadgar 6o Tame…

Yaad Amar 6e Zindgi Ni Safar Ma,
Ame To 6upavi Lidhi 6e Tasvir Jivan Ma,
kem O6i Kari Shakiye Tamari Yaad Jivan Ma,
Yadgar 6o Tame To Sada Amari Najar Ma.

Tara Ishq No…

Kshan 1 Ma Tara Ishq No Shikar Thai Gayo,
Dard Dekhatu N Hatu 6ata Bimar Thai Gayo,
Ubho Hato Hu TyaJ Jakdai Gaya Kadam...
Hava Thmbhi Gai Ne Hu Aar-Par Thai Gayo.

Prtham PritNo…

Jindgi Ma Prtham Var PritNo Sad Didho 6e,
Raday Ni Dhadkan Ne Aaj Me Aawaj Didho 6e,
Sharmai Ne Papano Na JukaviLe…
Ame Jivan Ne Prem No Kaantaro Taj Didho 6e.

Bhuli Gaya…

Jeni YaaDo 6e haju pan DiL Ma Nishani Ni JEM

Aej Bhuli Gaya 6e Mane Ek Kahani Ni JEM…!!!

Madhur Yad…

Ankhma Bharaya 6e Aakhi Ratna Ujagra,
Virah Ni Vytha Na Tap 6e Bahu Aakra,
Jindgi Vite 6 Milan Mi Madhur Yad Ma,
Ane Divas Vite 6 Aapni Fariyad Ma.

Mari Jindgi…

JindgiNe Ane MotNe Hu 1 Nam Karto Jau 6u
Roj Jivto Jau Ne RoJ Marto Jau 6u
Dushmno Mara Tame Taklif Na Lesho Kai
Hu J Mari Jindgi Barbad Karto Jau 6u.

Bhuli Na Jata…

Samay Na Vahen Ma Samaae Ma Jata,
Dil Na Dariya Ma Dubi Na Jata,
Aapno Prem 6e Jindagi Thi Anmol,
Kyank Aap Aa Prem Ne Bhuli Na Jata.

Tarsi Jay 6e…

Kyank Dhodhmar Vrasad Varsi Jay 6e,
To Kyank 1 Bund Ni Pyas Rahi Jay 6e,
Koik Ne Male 6 Hajar Chehra Premama,
To Koik 1 Chehra Mate Tarsi Jay 6e.

1 Bhul Ni…

1 Bhul Ni Tu Aatli Saja Aape 6e,
Mane Tara Jivan Mathi Rja Aape 6e,
Bhagwan To Tane Roj-Roj JIVAN Aape 6e,
Ne Tu Mane Roj-Roj KAFAN Aape 6e.

Tari Aankhona…

Tari Aankhona Palkara Mane Yad 6e,
Ne Hajuy A Palkara Par Swpno Na Gha 6e,
Tari Aankhoni Nfratne Kya Bhulu?
Bas! A Pa6i To Hu Khudne Khoyanu Yad 6e.

PremNo Prtham Varsad…

Bhamra Ni Aankhe Gulab Jeva Dekhya Tamne,
Ran Ni Tarasma Pani Jeva Jnkhya Tamne,
Antarna Akashma Vadal Thai Varsya…
Prem No Prtham Varsad Mani Zilya Tamne.

Tame Psand 6o…

Dil Jo Manyu Hot To Kyarnu Manavi Didhu Hot
Tamne Mlvanu Khotu Swapn Dfnavi Didhu Hot
Tame Psand 6o
Nahito PREM Karvanu Arman Me Bhulavi Didhu Hot.

Tari Khushi Ma…

Jindgi Na Khalipana Ma Tari Yado Sameti Laish
Tu Nai Male To Mari Kismat Samji Laish
Tu Khush Reje Hmeshani Jem
Hu Tari Khushi Ma Jindgi Jivi Laish.

Taro Malakto Chehro…

Taro Malakto Chehro Joyo Anekvar
Pan Dilma Kandarvano Haji Baki 6e
Tari Yad To Bahu Aavi Samayna Sthvare
Pan Tene Avsar Ma Shngarvani Haji Baki 6e.

Pratham Najre…

Najar Mali Ane Najar Ma Samai Gai Tu,
Raday-Gagan Par Gata Bani 6vai Gai Tu,
Bija Milan Ma Shu Thase Khuda Jane
Pratham Najre Jigarma Kotrai Gai Tu.