Have some fun with Funny SMS collections

Wife: Chalo na, aaj Sunday hai, bahar chalte hain aur driving main karongi.

Husband: OOHOoOoO! Mtlb jayenge CAR mein or ayenge kal k AKHBAAR mein...!!

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Wife: Chalo na, aaj Sunday hai, bahar chalte hain aur driving main karongi.

Husband: OOHOoOoO! Mtlb jayenge CAR mein or ayenge kal k AKHBAAR mein...!!


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Ek kanjus ki shadi me baar baar Pani pesh kia ja rha tha...

Santa bhukh se behal hokar chillaya......
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"Bhai, Biryani milegi kya ?????

Pani gale me atak gaya hai.............:-)

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Most confusing double meaning joke:-

Girl: Aaj Office jaate hi Boss Mujhpe chadh Gaya...

Her Friend: Kyun?

Girl: Woh mein let gayi thi na isliye..............:-)

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♥♥ Awesome Reply By A True Lover ♥♥

Girl - What Is The First Thing U Notice When U Look At Another Girl?

Boy - That She's Not U ♥ ♥ ♥

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70% Girls Sweet,

75% Girls Beautiful,

85% Intelligent,

90% Masoom,

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100% Pyari Hoti Hain.

Kul Mila Kar.
70+75+85+90+100=420 :P

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Kabhi kehta tha dost mera K "Jaan"bi maango gay to hazir hai"

Aaj wo apni girl friend ko JAN kehta hai

Aur Maango to galiyaan deta hai.

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