Dil Ma Hoy Dard...

Sneh No Sagar Ankho Mathi 6alkay 6e
Haiyu Het Na Harakh Thi Harkhay 6e
Jane Shu Vaat 6e Prem Ma Evi Ke
Dil Ma Hoy Dard To Pan Hoth Khushi Thi Malkay 6e.

Funny SMS...

Fatela,
Tutela,
Nava,
Juna,
Saara,
Kharab,
Badhaj prakarna
SMS
Ahi
Swikarvama Aavse.!
(Amari Biji Koi Sakha nathi).

Kahevu 6e Kaik...

Kahevu 6e Kaik Pan Shabdo Nthi Malta
Andhara Rasta Par Ajwala Nthi Malta
Jivavi 6 Jindgi AAP Jeva Dosto Sathe Pan
Vitavi Sakay Eva 2 Pal Nathi Malta.

JAMANO RADE 6E...

Lalach Ni Aa Bheed Ma Ek Bija Sau LADE 6*


Aa Badhu Joi Ne J To JAMANO Aaje RADE 6*


Ke Nani Amathi GARAJ  Mate Sau GADHEDA Ne Pan Baap KAHE 6*

Pipudi Lai Aapo- Pappu Jokes

Chintu: Papa Mane Pipudi Lai Aapo.

Papa: Na, Tu Badha Ne Heran Karis.

Chintu: Nahi Papa Tamara Sam !  Jyare Badha Sui Jase Tyare J Hu Vagadis.

Salamat Savari-Funny SMS

PETROL - Rs 50


DIESEL- Rs 40


LPG-CNG - Rs 30


Lyo Gadhedu Moklu Chuu
MAFAT Ma MOJ Thi FARO
(\./)
/ ". ) "?----;";
\,,/"( , , ) \
       //\\ //\\ Salamat Savari.

Police & Chintu Jokes...

Police: Aey 6okra! Car Parking ma bike kem park karyu 6e?
(",)
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.
.
Chintu: Sirf Do paiyon ka fark hai uncle aa jaynge...

PRITAM Sharmai Jase...

Nichu Joso To Kajal Dhorai Jase,
Unchu Joso To Rup Relai Jase,
Aadi Najre Josho To PRITAM Sharmai Jase,
Ekdhari Najare Joso To Badhu Samjai Jase.

Pan PREM Ma...

MAN Ne Manav Vu Sehlu Nathi,
Gamti VYAKTI Ne Bhulvu Sehlu Nathi,
PREM Ma Marnar To Lakho 6e DUNIYA Ma...
Pan PREM Ma Thyeli HAAR Swikari Ne Jivavu Sehlu Nathi.

Hu Banavi Aapu?-Joke SMS

Mallika Sheravat Rasoda Ma Mixer Chalu Kari Ne Kaik Karti Hati.

Nokarani: Madam Lavo Juice Hu Banavi Aapu?

Mallika: Na Re Na, Hu To Mara Kapda Dhou 6u.

TU NATHI TO...

TU NATHI TO AA JAGAT UDAS LAGE 6E,
PUNAM NI RATOY MUJNE AMAS LAGE 6E,
ANU ANU MA JAGTNA NIHARU 6U TANE,
NAYAN NI KIKI MA PAN TAROJ VAS LAGE 6E.

TAME Malya Ne...

Ramat Ramat Ma Ajab VAT Thai Gai,
Kale Joya Ne Aaje MULAKAT Thai Gai,
Vicharyu Hatu Jivan MA Keva Malse Dost
TAME Malya Ne Jindgi JANNAT Thai Gai.

Tame Busy 6o?-Funny SMS

Tame Busy 6o?
Ketla Busy 6o?
Ghana busy?
Ke Thodak Busy?
Jo Tame Thodak Busy 6o To msg Kem Nathi Karta?
Jo Vadhu Busy 6o To
Aa msg Su Kaam Vancho 6o?

Tamara ishare ishare...

Chali Rahyo 6u Tamara ishare ishare
Jivi Rahyo 6u Tamara Sahare Sahare
6odi Na Dejo Hath Maro HuMDuM
Nahitar To Hu Dubto Rahis Kinare Kinare.

Banish To Taro J Banis...

Aakho Ma Tasvir 6e,
Kadmo Ma Janjir 6e,
Jamano 6e Sangdil,
Sangdil Takdir 6e,
Banish To Taro J Banis
Aa Shabdo Nahi PATTHAR Ni Lakir 6e.

Bank Balance-Funny SMS

Aa Mantra Mandir Ni Same Ubha Rahi Ne 30 Divas Sudhi Bolso To Apnu Bank Balance Chokks Vadhi Jase.
Mantra 6e.
.
.
.
"BHAGWAN KE NAAM PE DE DE BABA"

Funny SMS

Tamne Athwa Tamara Group Ma Koi Ne Sinh (lion) No Nakh Pehervano Sokh Hoy To Call Karjo..

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.

.

Aato Nakh Kapto To Etle Yaad Aavyu.

Eklo J Hato...

Thai Shake 6e Ene Ajaanta J Mane Rovdaavyo,


Ene Jamana Ni Vaate Mane Bhulavyo,


Hu To Aam Pan Eklo J Hato
Shu Thayu Jo Ene Mari Aatma Ne Dubhavyo.

TAMARA Diwana Thai Gaya…

Jyare Ame TAMARA Pura Diwana Thai Gaya
Dukh To A6
Aap Tyare Bijaana Thai Gaya
Yad Shu Kariye
Aapna Milan Ne? Jya Judaine Pan Aaje Jamaana Thai GaYA.

2 pankha Aapo-Jokes SMS

Chhagan Electric Shop Ma: 2 pankha Aapo

1 Ladies Ane 1 Gents.

Salesman: Pankha Ma Ladies - Gents Na Hoy.

Chhagan: Kem Na Hoy?

1 BAJAJ No Aapo Ane 1 USHA No Aapo.

Thay 6e Prem...

Badhuj Aapva Mate Thay 6e Prem
Yado Ne Ruday MA Rakhva Mate Thay 6e Prem
Aankho Ne Papan No Saharo Pan Nathi Malto
Aansu Ni Gahanta Mapva Mate Thay 6e Prem.

PREM KARU 6U...

BADHA GUNAO NI KABULAT THAY TO SARU
TEMNI SATHE MULAKAT THAY TO SARU
KAHI SHAKYO NATHI KE TANE PREM KARU 6U
TENA MUKHE THI A KABULAT THAY TO SARU.

Kanjus Jokes

Chakli chi-chi kare...


Kagdo ka-ka kare...


Koyal ku-ku kare...


Bakri me-me kare...


Kutru bho-bho kare...


Pan....


Kanjus ?


Sms na kare ! Te Na J Kare !

VIti Gayi Raat-Good Morning SMS

VIti Gayi Raat NE Aavyu Navu Prabhat
Pankhida Killol Kare Ne Suraj Chamke Chak-Chakat
Khushiyo Thi Bharel Divas Vite Aap No
Kahu 6u Tamne "SUPRABHAT".

"HU TANE CHAHU 6U"

Koi PREM ma Ke 6e
Koi VHEM ma Ke 6e
Koi GUSSA ma Ke 6e
Koi TO6ADATA  Ke 6e
Koi NEN ma Ke 6e
Koi VEN ma Ke 6e
Ane
Koi Vali SNEH ma Ke 6e
Ke
"HU TANE CHAHU 6U"

Pappu Jokes...

Sikshake(teacher) Pappu Ni Book Ma Nondh Lakhi
6okra Ne Navdavi Ne Moklvo
Pappu Ni Baa Ae Nondh Vanchi Lakhyu
6okra Ne Sunghvane Badle Bhanavo..

Maafi Mangvi...

Maafi Mangvi Eno Arth E Nathi Ke Tame Khota 6o,
Ane Samewala Sacha 6e
Pan Teno Arth E 6e Ke Tame Sambandh Ni Kimmat Tamara Aham Karta Vadhu Samjo 6o.

Majak Ma...

Hamesha Majak Ma Thodi Sacchai Hoy 6
Khali - Khali Pu6ava Ma Pan Jaanvani Ich6a Hoy 6
Bekhabar Ne Pan Thodi Khabar Hoy 6
I DON'T CARE Ma Pan Thodi CARE Hoy 6.

'I LOVE U'- Santa Jokes

Santa Ni 6okri Ne Ek SMS Aavyo- 'I LOVE U'


Santa Gussa Ma Eni 6okri Ne- SMS Karnar Ne To Hu Joi Lais, Hamna To Eno J SMS Tu Ene Pa6o Mokal.

MARU HAIYU...

MARU HAIYU TAMNE BHULI NATHI SAKTU
TAME BHULI GAYA HASO EVU MAN MANI NATHI SAKTU
TAMARI YADO MARI DHADKAN 6E
ANE DHADKAN NE KOI ROKI NATHI SAKTU.

ENI YAD MA...

PAMVA KARTA KHOVANI MAJA KAI OR 6
BANDH AAKHO E JOVANI MAJA KAI OR 6
AASU SHABDO BANYA
NE
SHABDO BANYA "GAJAL"
ENI YAD MA ROVANI MAJA KAI OR 6.

Dil Na Lage To-Funny SMS

Dil Na Lage To Hu Su Karu..
Ek Mangu Ne Be Male To Hu Su Karu..
Tu Kahe To Tari Mate CHAND-SITARA Todi Lavu
Pan Tu BAPORE Mage To Hu Su karu.

HOTH 6E LAL...

HOTH 6E LAL, NE GULABI 6E GAL
KEM CHHUPAVI SHAKIS TU TARA DIL NU HAL
MANE DEKHAY 6E TUJ MA MARU BHAVISHY
TUJ CHHO MARU AAJ NE KAL.

Virhni Vedana...

Virhni Vedanana Simada Nathi Hota
Pyar Ne Pakavvana Nibhada Nathi Hota
AA Duniya Kem Nathi Samjati
Ke Dil Bare 6e Tya Dhumada Nathi Hota.

Pati-Patni Jokes

Pustako Ma Lakhyu 6e-

Pati-Patni Ek Gadi na 2 Paida 6e
Banne Manthi 1 pan Kharab thay to Gadi Nathi Chali Sakti.

Saar(shikh)-
“Spare Wheel Rakhjo”

PRIT MA…

DHARM, JAT-PAT, UMMAR Ke KOI RANG-RUP
PREMI PANKHI NE KOI BANDHAN NI KHABR NATHI HOTI
AMSTA NATHI MALTA BE DIL
PRIT MA KOI KARAN NI JARUR NATHI HOTI.

PREM NI MOSAM…

VASANT,GRISM,VARSA,SHISIR KE PANKHAR
PREM NI KOI MOSAM NATHI HOTI
TARI YAD NA FUL KHILE 6E BARE MAS
KEM KE "SMARN" PUSHP NE KOI RUTU NI KHABAR NATHI HOTI.

Gujarati Pappu Joke

Pappu ae Zoo(sarkas) Ma Sinh(Lion) nu Pinjru Khullu 6odi Didhu.
Officer: Te Sinh nu Pinjru Lock Nathi Kryu?
Pappu: Saheb Aatla khunkhar Prani Ne Kon Chori javanu?

Maro Prem…

Dukh Jelvano Maro Swabhav Bani Gayo,
Jivan Ma 1 Evo Banav Bani Gayo,
Kevo Nikhalas Hato Maro Prem,
Ne Aaje Ketlo Aghro Sawal Bani Gayo.

Dukhi NA Thasho…

SarltaTHI kai NA male TO dukhi NA thasho
Male JO badhu sarlta THI to pryatna SU karso?
Sapna badha hakikt NA thava joie...
Thashe badhu hakikt TO sapna SU josho?

Bapu & Bhikhari Jokes

Bapu Ni Deli Pase Bhikhari Jamva Betho
Bapu: Su Kars?
Bhikhari: Khau 6u
Bapu: Kori Rotli? Ghi Chopdi Dau?
Bhikhari: Na Kale Shak Garm Karva Didhu E Haji Nathi Aavyu.

Koi Na Dil Ma…

Koi Na Dil Ma 1 Gahero Ghav 6
Koi Ni Zindgi Halesa Vina Ni Nav 6
Hu Padtat Padi Gayo Koi Na Prem Ma
Pan Na Padta Tame...
Kem Ke Aa To Pagathiya Vina Ni Vav 6.

KOi No PREM…

AA DUNIYA ma NATHI KOi No PREM SACHO
PREM thi JINDGI ni NAVDI NA HAKO
JO PREM THASE BHARI to DUBI JASE NAVDI
JO PREM JASE ROKAI to JIVAN JASE MURJAI.

1 Kanjus- Gujarati Jokes SMS

1 Kanjus Bap Marvani Halat Ma.
Bap: Mari Wife Ahi 6E?
Wife: Ha.
Bap: Mara 6okrao Ahi  6?
Parivar Vala: Ha Badha J Ahi 6.
Bap: To Pela Rum No Pankho Kem Chalu 6.

Hu Yaad Aavis…

Dharti Yaad Karso Ne Hu Yaad Aavis,
Gagan Yaad Karso Ne Hu Yaad Aavis,

Mane Bhulvani KASAM Laine Betha 6o,
Pan KASAM Yaad Karso Ne Hu Yaad Aavis.

DIL NI VAT…

DIL NI VAT HOTH SUDHI AAVI ATKE 6,
AASU BANI KOI AAKH MATHI TAPAKE 6,
KHUSNASIB 6 A JENE CHAHAT MALI 6,
BAKI PRIT NI TALASH MA HAJI KETLAY BHATKE 6.

Chintu & Pintu Jokes

Chintu= Dariya Ma Limbu Nu Zaad Hoy To Tu Kai Rite Todis?
Pintu= Chakli Bani Ne.
Chintu= Tane Chakli Tara Pappa Banavse?
Pintu= To Dariya Ma Limbu Nu zaad Tara Pappa Lagavse?

Tamari J Dosti…

Viswas n hoy to aajmavi ne joJO*

Aa riday na tukda kravi ne joJO*

*Darek tukda ma tamari j Dosti dekhase

Bhle Game te tukdo upadi ne joJO*

Dur Rahi Ne…

Dur Rahi Ne Pan Pase Rhevani Mane Aadat 6e,
Yaad Banine Aankho Mathi Vehvani Mane Aadat 6e,
Pase Na Hov 6ta Pase J Lagish,
Mane Ehsas Bnine Rehvani Aadat 6e.

Good Night SMS

G- Ghar na
O- Orada ma
O- Oshiku mathe
D- Dhanki ne
N- Navi
I- Ichho
G- Goti ne
H- Hasi ne
T- Tamare Sui Jawanu & Amane GOOD NIGHT Pan Nahi Kahevanu? DOST.

Chintu ane Pintu-Funny SMS

Chintu ane Pintu zidd karta Hata Ke Vandro Jovo 6e
Me Tamaru Address Aapi Didhu 6e
Jo Aave To 2-3 JUMP Maari Dejo
Nana Balko 6e Raaji Thai Jase.

Gujarat Ni Aaan 6u…

Gujarat Ni Aaan 6u,
HIMATNAGAR Ni Shaan 6u,
"Tejash" Naam Ni Alag Pehchan 6u,
Haji PAN Viswas NA Hoy TO Pu6o Tamari JAAN Ne
Tamari Pehla Hu Ena Dil Ni JAAN 6u.

Koi Na Pagla…

Ketlak Sabandho Jivan Sathe Vanai Jay 6
Ketlik Yado Swapn Bani Ne Rahi Jay 6
Lakho Vahen Pasar Thai Jay To Pan
Koi Na Pagla Kayam Mate Rahi Jay 6.

Funny Good Night SMS

Aap Na Dil Ma Koi Vastu Hase,

Prakruti Ni Sate Koi Hastu Hase,

Jara Bari Kholi Ne To Juo,

Tamne Good Night Keva Mate Kutru Bhastu Hase..

Bapu Ane Bhoot…

Ek BAPU havama talvar fervta hata.
Baa- koni same talvar fervo chho?
Bapu- BHOOT chhe.
Baa- BHOOTe tamaru su bagdyu?
Bapu ke Patlun...

Sad Sms

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sad friendship sms , sad sms in english and so on


Some battles have to be fought alone,

Some battles have to be fought alone,

Some paths have to be crossed alone,

So never be emotionaly attached with someone,

You never know when u havE to walk alone…


Beginnings are scary.

Beginnings are scary.

Endings are usually sad,

but it’s the middle

that counts the most


When I Realized I Found That

When I Realized I Found That
I Have Lost My Precious Time To Get Something
Which Was Neither Mine
Nor Matters To My Life


Being Singal Is Cool

Being Singal Is Cool
No Worrying Abt Any1,

No Obligations &

Best Of All,No Heartaches

But U Know What?
If U’ll Never Get Ur Heart Broken,

U’ll Never Learn 2 Love


When I m Dead,

When I m Dead,
Ur Tears May Flow,
But I Wont Know,
Cry 4 Me Now, Instead..

When I m Dead,
U ll Send Flowers,
But I Wont See,
Send them Now, Instead..

When I M Dead,
U ll Say Words Of Praise,But I Wont Hear,
Praise Me Now, Instead..

When I M Dead,
U ll 4get My Faults,
But I Wont Know,
4get them Now, INSTEAD…!


BEAUTY doesn’t make love but love makes BEAUTY ;

BEAUTY doesn’t make love but love makes BEAUTY ;

BREAK everything but never BREAK the HEART;

HEART is the music, PLAY it but never play WITH it


Love hurts when you break up with some one.

Love hurts when you break up with some one.
Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you
But love hurts the most when the person, you love has no idea how you feel


IF U lovE sum1 donT keeP him iN uR hearT!

IF U lovE sum1 donT keeP him iN uR hearT!

keeP him oN uR naiLs!

So iF U Fail iN lovE,

don’t breaK uR hearT!

JusT cuT thE naiLs!

DatS Y girLS keeP lonG naiLs. .


It is Possible to Cross an Ocean Without Wetting Legs.

It is Possible to Cross an Ocean Without Wetting Legs.


But It is Impossible to Cross the Life Without Wetting Your Eyes.


It HuRtS wHeN wE rIsK oUr HEART

It HuRtS wHeN wE rIsK oUr HEART

&

It EnDs Up BeInG BROKEN

bUt

WhAt HuRtS mOrE iS whEn We

S.T.I.L.L

hOlD oN wHeN wE aLrEaDy KnOw

We ArE wAiTiNg FoR NOTHING :( 

koi sahara nai
jassi Sad SMS

itni badi duniya me koi sahara nahi.......

apno ki bheed me koi hamara nahi..........

kadam ladkhadaye to unka haath thamna chaha............

wo bhi haskar bole "jassi" ye haq tumhara nahi........
Tags itni badi duniya me koi sahara nahi


waada tha
jassi Sad SMS

arz kiya hai.............

ki vaada tha unka khwabo me milne ka...........

ki vaada tha unka khwabo me milne ka...........

hamari badkismati thi ki hame neend na aayi............




TRUE LOVE
sibtain Sad SMS

TRUE LOVE.-

Ek dost bola tu shadi kis se karega?

Mein ne kaha mein shadi shuda hon.

Kehne laga kon hai tera jeewan sathi?

Mein ne kaha yadain hain kisi ki.

Kehne laga kis ne parhaya tha tera Nikah?

Mein ne kaha mustaqbil ke khwabon ne.

Wo bola kesi guzar rahi hai zindagi?

Mein bolne hi wala tha k aankhon se aansu chalak paray.

Wo bola usay chhor kyun nahi deta?



Koi 0r dhond lo wafa k liye
sibtain Sad SMS

Hum kahan jainge drd-e-dil ki dawa k liye

Khud se juda na kro humain khuda k liye

Ajeb us ka jumla tha QAIS juda hote wqt

Koi 0r dhond lo wafa k liye.


unhi ankhon ko Q rulaty hain log...
sibtain Sad SMS

Q dil me bas k dil dukhate hain log

Q har qadam pe azmaty hain log

Har pal rehty hain ankhon me jo sapno ki tarah

Pir unhi ankhon ko Q rulaty hain log...


har marz ki dawa nhi hoti.
sibtain Sad SMS

kuch zakhm sadiyon bad b tazaa rehte hain Faraz...

waqt k paas b har marz ki dawa nhi hoti.

Love SMS

OSS ne ye soch kar humy alvida keh dya WASI

ye ghareeb log he muhbat k siwa kya denge


suna tha humne logoun se mohabbat chez aisi hai


chaupaye chup nahi sakti,ye aankhon mai jhalakti hai ye chehre pe damakti hai ye raton ko rulati hai haume aazmati hai....



  


  





  

Jo Tum Nahi To Kya hai Zindagi

Jaisay koi Saza hai Zindagi

Tum Muskurao to lagta hai

Khubsoorti ki ik Adaa hai Zindagi

Tum jo Rootho to Mehsus hota hai

Jaisay Mujhsay khafaa hai Zindagi



  


  




  

jab kabi tum kisi ki madad karo to kabi uski aankho ki taraf na dakhna

ho sakta ha k uski aankho mai mojod sharmindagi tmhary Dil mai garuur pada kar day





  

Ajab lutf aa raha tha dildaar ki dil lagi ka

K nazren b mujh par thi aur parda b mujh se tha




  


  






uski be wafai pr bhi fida hoti hay jan apni GHALIB

KHUDA jany agr us main wafa hoti to kia hota

  


  


  






Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful




  


  






“May the sun in his course visit no land more free, more happy, more lovely, than this our own country!”




  


  





puchta hai jab koi k dunya main Mohabbat hai kaha

Muskra deta hun main aur yaad aajati hay MAA



  


  





meri zaat me ek shakhs b he faraz

wo meri pori zindagi he or me uska kuch lamha b nahi



  


  




  

The Super most example of love in My life:


‘When apples were 4 & we were 5, then my mother said, "I dont like Apples".

(Bu Ali Sina)



  





Tears are silent langage of LOVE,

When tears come with reason

means u got some problem,

But when tears come without

reason means u r in LOVE.

  


  


  


  

NA JANY KIS TARHA KA RISHTA HAI MERA US KI ZAAT SAY GHALIB

WO ZARA BHI KHAMOSH HO TO SANS THEHR C JATI HAI


  


  






KIS QADAR MASOOM SA LEHJA THA USKA SANA

DHERAY SE JAN KEH KAR BEJAN KAR DIA

  




Love Sms
  

Ek bewafa ko na aya humari wafa ka YAKEEN

Hum ne kaha hum mar jayein gay aur uss ne kaha AMEEN



  


  




  

Dil karta he tum se pyari si baat ho,

Kamosh train ho lambi si raat ho,

Aur tum se raat bhar yahi meri baat ho,

Tum hi meri zindagi ho, tum hi meri kainaat ho...




Miss u dear...



  


  




  

How to Forget Love Failure. . SMOKING? No. . DRINKING? No. . DRUGS? No. . Then what..? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Just Love Another One!




  


  





  

Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?


boy-Long Drive Par..!!


girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?


boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga


  




  

love is gentle,

love is kind,

love is when,

2 lives combine….4ever… without end..

  

Love is like a chewing gum,

it tastes only in the beginning!


But friendship is like chocolate,

it tastes till it ends!

Amara Dil Ni…

Amara Dil Ni Dhadkan Ma Vaso 6o Tame,
Amara Svaso MA Svas Bani Aavo 6o Tame,
Jindgi Jivva Lohini Jarur Hoy 6,
E Lohi Bani Rag-Rag Ma Prasro 6o Tame.

Gujarati Boy V/s Girls

BOY: Nayan Ne Bandh Rakhine Me Jyare Tamne Joya Chhe.

Girl: Kaal Thi Thappo Ramva Aavto Nai “Cheater”

Tamara Haiyya Ma…

Mastani 1 Muskan Mangu 6u,
Tamara Haiyya Ma Nanu Sthan Mangu 6u,
Khushio Varsi Pade Tamara Par Varsad Ni Jem
Etluj Bhagwan Pase Vardan Mangu 6u.

Gujarati Jokes

Teacher: Dharo k tmara left pocket ma 500 rs 6e,
ane right pocket ma 500 rs 6e to tme shu vicharo?

Bapu: salu aa pent konu 6e.?

Tamari Yaad Ma…

Virahni palo vitavu 6u tamari yaad ma,
viyogi dilne manavu 6u tamari yaad ma,
suni sheri jeva hta aa dilna orda
khulya dilna dhwar tamari yaad ma.

KALPNA HATI…

MARI E KALPNA HATI KE VISRI MANE
KINTU E BHRM HATO THAI KHATRI MANE

BHULI VAFA NI RIT NA BHULI JARI MANE

LYO ENA LAGAN NI MALI
"KANKOTRI"MANE.

DUNIYA MA…

DUNIYA MA MANE KOI SU KARI LEVANU
JYARE EK SHER DOST NO SANGATH HOY
DARD-DUKH THI MANE FARK SU PADE
JYARE DILRUBAA NI HAJARO DUVA NO SATH HOY.

Bapu rova lagya…

Bapu ek book vanchta vanchta rova lagya.
Baa: kem ruvo 6o ?
Bapu: aa book no ant khub karun 6e.
Baa: kai book?
Bapu: Passbook.

Gujarati Funny SMS

He Bhagwan
RIDDHI de SIDDHI de
AshtNav NIDHI de
Farva FERARI de
Raheva HAVELI de
900 Crore Rokda de
ane Baki na HAPTA kari de.

Gujarati Comedy Jokes

Meena: Te kem tari kamwali ne kadhi muki..?
Te To Bahu Saari Hati.
Neeta: Aetle j kadhi muki, kem ke te mara pati ne pan bahu j sari lagti hati.

DOST…

Dur thi vedna samje a DOST

gam hatavi muskan lave a DOST

jindgi to mrutyu p6i sath 6odi de

pan jindgi thi vadhu sath nibhave a DOST.

Gujarati Santa Banta SMS

Banta ne Gadheda par College javno Shokh.
Thoda verso pa6hi banta ne ekalu jaavu padyu.
Pu6ho Kem?
Karan Ke,
Gadhedu Graduate thai gayu.

Bapu & Police…

Police: Park ma aam betha cho, Balko par shu asar padshe?
BAPU: Ame be Married Chiye.
Police: Toh Ghare Beso.
BAPU: To aana PATI par Ane Mari Patni Par Asar Thashe.

Bapu Wife - joke

Bapu AK47 lai darvaje ubha.

wife:-bapu kai baju?

bapu:-sinh no shikar karva.

wife:-to jao ne!

bapu:-kevi rite jau bahar kutro ubho 6e!

Irshya thati hati…

Irshya thati hati mane, Mara janam samaye.
Radto hato hoo ane Hasti hati aa duniya,
Badlo laish hoo darek khsan no mara mruty samaye,
Hasto jaish hoo ane Radti hashe aa duniya..

e prem nahi – Gujarati Funny SMS

Najarthi najar made to puchjo kem chhe,
najar zukavi e hase to manjo k prem che,
pan ked thi vanki vali upade sendal to bhagjo
e prem nahi pan tamro vahem chhe.

Gujju Jokes SMS

Guju: Darling mare kan maa kachu halko so,
kuchu naram so,
Kuchu namkeen so,
Kuchu metha sa Kaho Ne
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Fida chhu – Gujarati Funny SMS

Fida chhu eni chal par,
Ea bolva na taal par,
Bale pade mara gal par,
Pn kahee dau chhoo akha gam ne,
NAZAR na nakho mara Maal Par…

Koi Ni Preet…

Koi Vaar Koi Ni Preet Pan Taklif Aape 6e,
Aankho Ne Game Te Rit Pan Taklif Aape 6e,
Hamesh Haar Thi Nathi Haari Jato Manas
Koi Var Jagat Ma Jeet Pan Taklif Aape 6e.

Dil Par Hamlo Thayo…

Dil Par Hamlo Thayo Ne Dil Tuti Gayu,
Koi Ke Chhe Ke Manobal Khuti Gayu,
Khoti Buma Bum Chhe Doctroni
Aa To Tame Yaad Aaya Ne Bicharu Dhabkaro Chuki Gayu.

Gujarati Good Night Funny SMS

Aaje Achanak Mulakat Thai Gai,

Karvi Naa Hati E Vat Thai Gai,

Me Kahyu Tara Mate Suraj Lavi Dau,

Tene Kahyu Ja Jutha Have To Raat Thai Gai !

*Good night*

Gujarati Funny SMS

Aavta haso cho.
Jata haso cho.
Savare haso cho.
Ratre haso cho.
Sukh ma haso cho.
Dukh ma haso cho.

Tamne shu lage cheee ?
Tame ekla j "Close UP" ghaso chooo !???

SACHO PREM…

NAJAR JYA PADE TYA TAME DEKHAV CHHO
AAKHO MA TAMARO VAS THI GAYO 6E
ANU-ANU MA MARA NAYAN FAKT  TAMNE J NIHARE 6E
LAGE 6E MANE SACHO PREM THAI GAYO 6E.

CNG BD che..- Gujarati Jokes

Ek Bapu otle betha betha BD pita ta..

Padosi- Baapu BD mathi dhumado kem nathii nikalto

Baapu- o Tappu.. Jamano badlaay gayoo,, Aaa to CNG BD che..

Tara Mate…

Prem: Dil Mate
Dil: Laagni Mate
Laagni: Manushya Mate
Manushya: Khoosurat Duniya Mate
Duniya ni Khoobsurati: A To Mara Dost Fakt Tara Mate…

Gujarati Good Night SMS

In english-Good night.
In hindi-Shubh raatri.
In urdu-Shabba khiar.
In german-Guten nit.
In spanish-Villi ve dure.
In Gujarati-Sui Jao.

Lafo Maro….!!-Gujarati Funny SMS

NAMASKAR !

Aa navri sms seva ma apnu ‘ SWAGAT ‘ 6.
amara sms jo apne game to krupa kari ne ek miss call maro.
jo na game to…baju wala ne ek lafo maro….!!

jeevan kevu hoy 6e?- Gujarati Jokes

Chhagan: Aa hasi-khushi thi bharelu jeevan kevu hoy 6e?
Magan: Aeva jeevan ni mane kyanthi khabar.
Mara to Lagna j Bachpan ma thai gya 6e.

Dil-O-Jaan Thi…

Dil-O-Jaan Thi Chahu 6u Tamne,
Khuda Pase Pan Mangu 6u Tamne,
Koi Ne Nathi Aapyu, Na Aapis Kadi
Dil Jevu Kaik Aapyu 6e Tamne.

JINDGI MA…

JINDGI MA HAVE MAJA NATHI RAHI,
FARI "BahaR" AAVE EVI HAVA NATHI RAHI
AAPNE Magie Ne Mali Jay EVA KYA 6e "NASIB"
Etlej To Have Koi "Tamnna" Nathi Rahi.

Dil Nu Dard…

Ugela Suraj Kadik Aathmi Jay 6e,
Zindgi Na Tofanoy Kyarek Shami Jay 6e,
Pan Dil Nu Dard Kone Kahiye Ke..
Bhulata NATHI Kyarey Je
Ek Var Dil Thi "GAMI" Jay 6e.

MAGI LEJO…

JIVAN MALYU 6 JIVI LEJO,
AAKH MALI 6 DUNIYA JOI LEJO,
MUSIBAT MA HO TAME TO AMNE KAHI DEJO,
JAAN PAN HAJIR 6 TAMARA MATE KYAREK MAGI LEJO.

Prem…

Sagar Puche Reti Ne: Bhinjvu Tane Ke Kem?
Sagar Puche Reti Ne: Bhinjvu Tane Ke Kem?

Reti Man Ma Roi Padi: Aam Kai Puchi Pu6i Ne Thata Hase Prem…

'Tu' Nathi…

Evu Nathi K Rehvu Nathi Aa Saher Ma
Pan Jaray Gamtu Nathi Aa Nagar Ma
Vedna Nu Karan Faqt Etlu J 6e Ke
6e Badhu Pan…
Dost 'Tu' Nathi Aa Shaher Ma.

Tamari Aankho Ma…

Koi Tamari Aankho Ma Tartu Hase,
Koi Tamara Shabdo Ma Rahetu Hase,
Amasta J Sapna Nathi Aavta Aapne,
Nakki Aapna Mate Koi Jagran Kartu Hase.

Amara Jivan MA…

Hoy Thoda msg TO Amne Karta Rejo,
Kai Kam Pade TO Sad Karta Rejo,
Dosto TO Gana Hase Tamara List Ma
Pan Amara Jivan MA Aava Sara Mitroni Khot Purta Rejo.

Ugyo Sooraj Ne…

Ugyo Sooraj Ne Khovai Gai Raat,

Soneri Kirno Sathe Aavyu Nootan Prabhat,

Mangalmay Ho Divas Aapno…

A Shubhkamna Sathe Kahu Chhu.
*SUBHPRABHAT*

Tamara Haiyya Ma…

Mastani 1 Muskan Mangu 6u,
Tamara Haiyya Ma Nanu Sthan Mangu 6u,
Khushio Varsi Pade Tamara Par Varsad Ni Jem
Etluj Bhagwan pase Vardan mangu 6u.

PRABHAT NA PUSHPO…

PRABHAT NA PUSHPO KHILI GAYA,
PANKHIDA TENA SAFAR PAR UDI GAYA,
SURAJ NA SAFAR NI SARUAAT THAI GAI…
SU TAME MITHI NINDAR MATHI BAHAR AAVI GAYA?

Prem Na Dard Ma…

Prem Na Dard Ma Utarvani MOSAM Aavi 6e,
Prem Ne Jaher Karva Ni MOSAM Aavi 6e,
Var Nathi Lagti Prem Karvama…
Have To ‘VEHLA TE PEHLA’ Ni Skim Aavi 6e.

Samai Jay CHE…

Vicharto Nathi Hu Pan Koi Vicharwa Majbur Kari Jay CHE
Aaj Sudhi Ej Nathi Samjayu Ke
Nankda Aa Haiya Ma Kem Aakhe Aakhi Vyakti Samai Jay CHE.

Prem...

Vishwas Ni 1 Dori 6e Aa Prem

Yuvan Haiya Ni Majburi Chhe Aa Prem

Na Mano To Kai Nathi Pan Mano To

‘Dwarkadhish’ Ni Pan Kamjori 6e Aa Prem.

Zindgi Ni Yado...

Zindgi Ni Yado Takdir Bani Jay 6e
Ej Yado Pag Ni Zanzeer Bani Jay 6e
Dil Ma Hoe Pan Hoth Sudhi Na Ave
Ej Vat Aansu Ni Tasvir bani jay 6e.

Yaad Aavta Raho...

Phoolo Ni Jem Sada Hasta Raho,
Kaliyon Ni Jem Khilta Raho,
Prabhu Ne Mari To Ek j Prarthna 6e Ke
Tame Amne Sada Yaad Aavta Raho.

Prem Ni Bazi...

Aa Janam Ni BAZI Teo Mari Gaya,
Temni 1 ADA Par Ame Vaari Gaya,
Sacha Dil Thi Prem Ni Bazi Ramva Gaya,

Ame ‘Preet’ Ma Aakhi Jindgi Hari Gaya.

Tamaro PREM...

Naraz Thai Jaso Avi Bik Lage 6e,
Koi Dur 6e 6ata Sameep Lage 6e,
1 Tamari J Zalak Ni 6e Tamanna,
Kem Ke Tamaro PREM Zindagi Thi Adhik Lage 6e.

Tamara Prem Ma...

Tame Pu6so Nahi ke Kem 6e?
Ame sara 6ie a Tamaro Vahem 6e,
Barbad to Thai Gaya Hata Tamara Prem ma,
Pan Thodo Amara Par prabhu Ni Rahem 6e.