SMS 4 You: August 2010

Ful Feko-Funny SMS

Jo Koi Tamne Patthar Mare..

To Tamari Faraz Ma Aave 6 Ke..
Tame Ena Par Ful Feko..
Parantu...

KUNDA Sahit.....

(Pa6i Dail Karo 108)

Jindagi…

Shu Khabar Kya Lai Jay 6 Jindagi,
Koina Viyog Ma Puri Thay 6 Jindagi,
6 Jivan To Prem Thi Jivi Lejo Mitro!
Baki Achaanak J Puri Thai Jay 6 Jindagi.

Potanu Bani Jaay 6…

Kyarek Koi Evi Rite Potanu Bani Jaay 6
Dil Hoy Dur 6ta Vicharo Aavi Jay 6
Aato 6e Duniya Swarthni,
Baki Koik J Hoy 6
Je Dil Ma Ghar Kari Jay 6.

Pati v/s Patni Jokes SMS

Patni :- Tamara Baal To Juo Jane Khetar Ma Ghass Na Ugyu Hoy...

Pati :- Aetle J To Hu Aatli Var Thi Vicharu 6u Ke Mari Pase Bhens Kem Ubhi 6e?

Mane Nathi Gamtu…

Koyal Ne Nathi Gamtu Tahukya Vina

Morla Ne Nathi Gamtu Nachya Vina

Mara Mobile Ne Pu6so To Kahese Ke

Mane Nathi Gamtu Tamara SMS Vina.

Yaad Apavi Jay 6e…

Zindgi To 1 Minbati Jevi 6e,
Samay Chahe Tyare Jalavi Jay 6e,
Ne Chahe Tyare Bujavi Jay 6e.

Fakt Rahi Jay 6e
Yaado Nu Min Je Ant Sudhi Yaad Apavi Jay 6e.

Dariya ne kinare-Funny SMS

Dariya ne kinare sun-set joto'to

Dariya ne kinare sunset joto'to

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Koi ne kaheta nahi k kapda dhoto’to.

JAAN PAN HAJIR 6…

JIVAN MALYU 6 JIVI LEJO,
AAKH MALI 6 DUNIYA JOI LEJO,
MUSIBAT MA HO TAME TO AMNE KAHI DEJO,
JAAN PAN HAJIR 6 TAMARA MATE KYAREK MAGI LEJO.

Saacho Mitra…

Saacho Mitra Kone Kahevaay?
Je Tamara Vishe Kashu Jaanto Na Hova 6ata Pan Tamne Chahe

Ane Badhu Janto Hoy To Pan Tamne Chahe.

Like u MY FRIEND.

Lagn Takavi Rakhava-Funny SMS

Juthuu Bolvu A
Balko Mate Guno
Premi Mate Kala 6
Nokriyat Mate Jarurat
Kuvara Mate Kabeliyat
Ane Parnela Mate

Lagn Takavi Rakhava No Aksir ELAJ!

Aankh Kholvi 6…

Aankh Kholvi 6 TARI Savar Lai Ne,
Jagat Aakhu Jitvu 6 TARO Vichar Laine
Sath Apnara To Ketlay Male 6 Pan
MARE Jivvu 6 TARI PRIT No Aadhar Laine.

Prem- Patel no…

Prem- Patel no
Reet- Rajput ni
Ashro- Aahir no
Roop- Braman nu
Vepar- VANIYA no
Stuti- Shivaji ni
Kaleju- KATHIYAWAD nu
Ne
Dosti- E TO BHAI MAARI J HO.

No Chik Chik-Chintu Jokes SMS

Papa: Beta Tari Ben Kem Chupchap Bethi 6e?
Chintu: Kai Nahi Papa, Bene Mari Pase Lipstick Mangi, Me Fevistick Aapi Didhi.
No Chip Chip…
No Chik Chik…

Sneh Ni Dori…

Sahej Bhini Sahej Kori Hoy 6e,

Laagani To Chanchal 6ori Hoy 6e,

Rangin Patango To Badha Pase Hoy 6e,

Parantu Bahu O6a Pase J Sneh Ni Dori Hoy 6e.

Fakt Tara Mate…

Prem: Dil Mate
Dil: Laagni Mate
Laagni: Manushya Mate
Manushya: Khubsurat Duniya Mate

Duniya Ni Khoobsurati:
A to Mara DOST Fakt Tara Mate.

'Tameta kem apya?'-Jokes SMS

NATHUBHA shak market ma gaya
'Tameta kem apya?'
SHAAKvali:- 10 na 500....
NATHUBHA: Saru Halo Ganva Mando.

INDEPENDENCE DAY SMS

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*HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY*

Emni Yaad Ma…

Emni Yaad Ma Thodu Pivay Jay 6
Smashan Marge Jata Thodu Jivay Jay 6
Dil Na Jakhm Ketlay Chupavi Rakhya 6
Pan Nasha Ma Kyarek Badhu Kevay Jay 6.

Viteli Paloni Yaad…

Viteli Paloni Yaad Aavta Rovu Pade 6
J Amooly Hoy Kadach Tenej Khovu Pade 6
Vastavikta Ane Kalpna Bhale Virudh Hoy 6
Toy Sakar Karva Sapnu To Jovu Pade 6.

Dungar Upar-Funny SMS

Dungar Upar Ghodo Chadyo Tabadik Tabadik Tabadik

Dungar Upar Ghodo Chadyo Tabdik Tabdik Tabdik

Biji Baju Thi Utri Gayo Tabdik Tabdik Tabdik.

Rage-Rag Ma Sarke 6e…

Haji Aankha Ma Jaane Farke 6e Koi
Haji Meethu Sharmai Marke 6e Koi

Vikhuta Padya Toy Lage 6e
Haji Pan Rage-Rag Ma Sarke 6e Koi.

Aa JINDGI…

Kyarek Udaasi Ni Aag 6e JINDGI
Kyarek Khushi No Baag 6e JINDGI
Hasta Ne Radavto Raag 6e JINDGI
Pan Aakhare To Khubsurat Khawab J 6e Aa JINDGI.

Ek Aaj problem-Funny SMS

AAJ Na Chhokrao Ne Ek Aaj problem-
Saadi Wali Gamti Nathi,
Jeans Wali Sari Hoti Nathi,
N.R.I. Malti Nathi
Ane
Sidhi Chokrio Prem Ma Padti Nathi.

Tara Bani Ne Rahevu Hatu…

Dharti Ne To Aakash Ne J Malvu Hatu,
Nadi Ne To Matra Dariya Ne J Malvu Hatu,
Zarnaao Ne To Aam J Vahevu Hatu,
Mare to Fakt Tara J Bani Ne rahevu hatu.

Tamari Yaad Aave 6e…

Tame Nathi Ne Tamari Yaad Aave 6e
Bhagvan A Jane Shu Bhari Didhu 6e Tamara Ma
Ke Bhgvan Ne Yaad Karta Pahela Pan Khud Tamari YAAD Aave 6e.

Maru Dil Todvani-Funny SMS

maru dil todvani tane avi saja male,
maru dil todvani tane avi saja male,
jor thi, sambhal jo dhyanthi mara mitro,
jor thi aave su su
ane karvani jaga na male.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…

Taru SMIT Male…

Taru SMIT Male Tya MAHEK Nu Shu Kam 6e
Taro Chhero KHILE Tya GULAB Nu Shu Kam 6E
Bas Mari Do Amne 1 MITHI Aakh
SAJAN
Pachi Amare SVARG Nu Shu Kam 6e.

Samai Jay CHE…

Vicharto Nathi Hu Pan Koi Vicharwa Majbur Kari Jay 6e

Aaj Sudhi Ej Nathi Samjayu Ke

Nankda Aa Haiya Ma Kem Aakhe
Aakhi Vyakti Samai Jay CHE.

Boy v/s Girls Jokes…

Girl:- Hu Mari Jaav To?
Boy:- To Hu Gando Thai Jau.
Girl:- Tame Beeji Chhokri Ne Prem Karo Khara ?
Boy: Are Gandi GANDO To Game Te Kare.

MALI JAY 6…

BULBUL NE TENI KUNJ MALI JAY 6
BAG NE PAN TENI BAHAR MALI JAY 6
HATHELI MA HASE JO PRANAY NI REKHA

TO DOST

JINDGI NI RAH PAR PRIT MALI JAY 6.

KYA 6 "NASIB"…?

JINDGI MA HAVE MAJA NATHI RAHI
FARI "bahar" AAVE EVI HAVA NATHI RAHI
AAPNE Magie Ne Mali Jay EVA KYA 6 "NASIB"
Etlej To Have Koi Tamnna Nathi Rahi.

Gujju Jokes…

Bhikhari: Sheth, 5 Rupiya Aapo Ne . .
Gujju: 100 Ni Not Che, Tari Pase 95 Chhutta Che?
Bhikhari: Ha... . .
Gujju: To Pela E Vapar Ne..!

6 Pushp Haath Ma…

6 Pusp Haath Ma, Sajni 6e Saath Ma
Male 6 Ketlaye Musafaro Jindgi Ni Vaat Ma
Chandni Khile 6 Madhur Raat Ma
Male 6 Jyare 2 Dil To Bane 6 Ek AATMA.

SHU MAGU…?

EK EK DHaDKAN DAI RAHI 6 DUVA TANE

PYAR KARI ME AAPI 6 WAFA TANE

HATH UTHAVI BIJU TO SHU MAGU

MARI PAN UMMAR DAI DE KHUDA TANE.

Ek vaat Kau-Funny SMS

Ek vaat Kau.

Khotu Na Lagadta...

Plz.

Bahu Important 6e Etle Kahu 6u

"Chakli Ude ffffaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr"

“DIL_THI_YAAD"…

Dil Tamaru Rahe Aabad, 6e Tamne Ek Fariyad
TAME PAN KARO MANE KOK DIVAS YAD
Moklu 6u Ek Mitho saad
Khabar 6 Kem?
Tamne Karu 6u..."DIL_THI_YAAD"

1-1 Pal Yaad 6…

Bandh Chhe Hoth Chhata DIL Ma Koi Vaat 6
Zukela Nayano Ni Jarur Koi Fariyad 6
Bhulya Hase Teo E Vitela Samay Ne
Amne To A Samay Ni 1-1 Pal Yaad 6.

Bharoso Na Karvo-Funny SMS

3 Vastu No Kyarey Bharoso Na Karvo.
=> Aansu..
=> Saasu..
Ane
=>Chomaasu..
Kyare Varsi Pade Kai Kahevay Nahi.

Dosti 'DIL' Ni Vat…

Dosti 'DIL' Ni Vat 6e
Koi 'RIVAJ' Nathi
Dosti Sacho 'PYAR' 6e
Koi 'BANAVAT' Nathi
Dosti 'HAQ' Ni Vat 6e
Koi 'FARAJ' Nathi
Dosti To 'ICHHA' 6e Koi
'JABARJSTI' Nathi.

Dil Maru Khovay Gayu…

Khabr Vina Koi Tamne Joi Gayu,
Aasu Vina Koi Roi Gayu,
Nahotu Bolvu To Pan Bolay Gayu,
Kari Lakh Kosish To Pan Dil Maru Khovay Gayu.

10 Rupiya Nu Recharge-Bapu Jokes

BAPU: 10 Rupiya Na Recharge Ma Ketla Rupiya No TalkTime Male?

Dukandar : 7 Rupiya No Male.

BAPU: Kai Vandho Nai 3 Rupiya Ni Khari Sing Aapi De...