Indian newspaper headlines in 2060:

Indian newspaper headlines in 2060:

Kasab dies at 70 in jail of high cholestrol due to too much biryani.
Golmaal part 27 is released,
Tusshar Kapoor is still unable to speak or act.
Sharad Pawar owns half the world.
Facebook is declared a country.... ...
Raja's son is arrested for 16G scam.
Girl in Delhi travels 50 feet safely.
"Lakshadeep Cats" to be the 63rd team to join IPL.

Kal 1 baat ne mujhe poori raat sone nhi diya , GF(:Blush:) - What?? . . . BF - Akkar Bakkar bambay bol 80+90 pure 100 . . 170 hone chahiye naa!! ;) :P

Kal 1 baat ne mujhe poori raat sone nhi diya ,
GF(:Blush:) - What??
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BF - Akkar Bakkar bambay bol 80+90 pure 100
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170 hone chahiye naa!! ;) :P

मर्द - Definition of Man

मर्द
मर्द अगर औरत पर हाथ उठाए तो ज़ालिम ,
औरत से पिट जाये तो बुजदिल
औरत को किसी के साथ देख कर लड़े तो इर्शालू,
अगर कुछ न कहे तो बेघैरत
अगर घर से बहार रहे तो आवारा ,
घर में रहे तो नाकारा
बचों को डांटे तो ज़ालिम ,
न डांटे तो लापरवाह
हाय मर्द बेचारा जिसके जीवन मे सिर्फ दर्द ही दर्द है
और उपरसे कहते है की मर्द वही होता है जिसको दर्द नही होता

Mövies Öf COLLEGE Life

Mövies Öf COLLEGE Life :-
(clässes)=Bärdäsht
(Attendäce)=Herä Pheri
(cläss RoOm)=Nö Entry
(Teächer)=jäni dushman
(Exäm)=Evil Deåd
(Exäminer)=Don
(Friend Düring Päper)=Hüm Aäpke Hain Kaün.?
(Vivä)=Encoünter
(Märking)=Andhä Qänoön
(Exäm Time)=Qäyämät
(cheäting)=Läge RähÖ Münnä Bhai
(Qüestion Päper)=Ek Päheli
(Answer Päper)=Körä Käghäz
(Resült)=Sädmä
(Päss)=chämätkär
(Fail)=Devdäs
(Fütüre)=Na tum jano na hum.

Teacher - Student

Teacher- Samaj tujhe 10 laddu diye..

Boy- Mujhe..??

Teacher- Samaj na tere baap ka kya jata hai..!
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Us main se 5 mujhe diye to tere paas kitne bache..?

Boy-20..!

Teacher- Kaise..?

Boy- samaj na tere baap ka kya jata hai..!! ;)

Bacha Apni Dadi Se: Kya hum humesha 5 hi rahenge na?

Bacha Apni Dadi Se: Kya hum humesha 5 hi rahenge na?

Aap/papa/mom/ behan or main

Dadi: Nai jb tumhari shaadi ho jay gi to hum 6 ho jian gy
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Bacha: Phr Behan ki Shadi ho gi to hum phr 5 ho jian ge na.

Dadi Piyar se: Nai jb tumhara Beta ho jay ga to hum phir 6 ho jian ge

Bacha: Phr jb ap mar jao ge hm per 5 ho jian ge

Dadi. Lakh di lant tery hisab teh kuty diya putra so ja chup kr k.

Have some fun with Funny SMS collections

Wife: Chalo na, aaj Sunday hai, bahar chalte hain aur driving main karongi.

Husband: OOHOoOoO! Mtlb jayenge CAR mein or ayenge kal k AKHBAAR mein...!!

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Wife: Chalo na, aaj Sunday hai, bahar chalte hain aur driving main karongi.

Husband: OOHOoOoO! Mtlb jayenge CAR mein or ayenge kal k AKHBAAR mein...!!


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Ek kanjus ki shadi me baar baar Pani pesh kia ja rha tha...

Santa bhukh se behal hokar chillaya......
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"Bhai, Biryani milegi kya ?????

Pani gale me atak gaya hai.............:-)

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Most confusing double meaning joke:-

Girl: Aaj Office jaate hi Boss Mujhpe chadh Gaya...

Her Friend: Kyun?

Girl: Woh mein let gayi thi na isliye..............:-)

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♥♥ Awesome Reply By A True Lover ♥♥

Girl - What Is The First Thing U Notice When U Look At Another Girl?

Boy - That She's Not U ♥ ♥ ♥

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70% Girls Sweet,

75% Girls Beautiful,

85% Intelligent,

90% Masoom,

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100% Pyari Hoti Hain.

Kul Mila Kar.
70+75+85+90+100=420 :P

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Kabhi kehta tha dost mera K "Jaan"bi maango gay to hazir hai"

Aaj wo apni girl friend ko JAN kehta hai

Aur Maango to galiyaan deta hai.

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M S Dhoni to Anna Hazare

Dear ANNA JI,

Thank You For Taking Public Attention Away From Our Test Series..!!

Best Regards,

M.S. Dhoni

Captain-Team India........:-)

Excuses for no GF by Engg students.

Excuses for no GF by Engg students.

1st SEM : APNI TO PEHLE SE HI HAI ...

2nd SEM : KOI FRESHER PATEYENGE AGLE SAAL ...

3rd SEM : KOI DHANG KI NAHI HAI YAAR ...

4th SEM : DOOSRE BRANCH MEIN DHOONDHTA HOON YAAR...

5th SEM : BHAI KISI SE SETTING KARA DE ...

6th SEM : KOI BHI CHALEGI ...

7th SEM : TIME KAHAN HAI YAAR, LAST YEAR Ki PADHAI KARNI HAI ..

8th SEM : DEKHA B.E. KAR LIYA LEKIN AAJ TAK KISI LADKI KO BHAV NAHI DIYA...:-)

Ladkiyo ki 5 baatain kabhi samjh nahi Aati

Ladkiyo ki 5 baatain kabhi samjh nahi Aati

(1) Tum na bohat woh ho (pata nahi woh se kya matlab hai? banda soch main per jaata hai.

(2) Mujhe tum se ye umeed nahi thi.(to phir kya ...umeed thi)

(3) Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe.(to phr main pehle kesa tha ?

(4) Sach batana,mai n kaisi lag rahi hun.(such kya boloon pitna thori hay)

(5) I am very selfish na. (ab haan bol doon to gayi bhens pani mein... :)